A lengthy worded goal is not a problem given we can start the file name and start the intro, since that takes several minutes anyway. It just didn't get off on the right foot and then ZFG ragekicked everyone. I bet a lot of people would have stuck around once they had just figured it out.
It was a problem for me, because Munmen couldn't help me with the filename this time. I spent at least one minute trying to wrap my head around the goal, and I missed the part that said you had to end it at Ganondorf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJIuRB55gEAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkSPBno08U0My two proof videos. First one is proof after I filled the equipment screen, before I found out that Ganondorf was the end, however it does prove that I didn't RBA anything on the equipment screen. Second one is proof at Ganondorf, although I had deleted the Master Sword sometime prior to that. I had it equipped though.
Anyway, on to the route:
Roll into the wall twice even though I'm in bird's-eye-view
21R, sword (1/14)
60-rupee route, shield (2/14)
Pokey escape 1st try, backwalk to LH
Scarecrow's Song, Golden Scale (3/14), Letter, show to KZ
Realize I forgot the slingshot
Get the slingshot (4/14)
Pokey escape 1st try again
To the castle, get Weird Egg
Realize that by going to LH first I will have to wait for Chicken to hatch
Save, Pokey escape 2nd try (oops), cucco jump
Forget that the Gerudo's halberd faces the opposite way that she does
Get thrown in river
Cucco jump again, Link hangs on fence and climbs on top of it like a retard
Get thrown in river again
Cucco jump again
Get lost after river of sand backwalk several times
Finally get it and roll back into the river
After a few more attempts, make it across
Realize Gold Skulltulas are required for legit Adult's Wallet since I can't RBA Pocket Cucco
Try to get the one in Haunted Wasteland, just barely out of reach
Cross wasteland first try, Leevers kept ruining my backwalk to desert
Get requiem, save
Backwalk to Market, turns night just before I get to the drawbridge
Get a bunch of Gold Skulltulas from KV
Fight Stalchildren all nite long
Forget to get GS from tree in Hyrule Castle
Get caught somehow (WTF?)
Get the GS, wake up Talon
Turns night again in half a second before I enter Castle Courtyard
Wait for day, get a good courtyard run except for the last guards who decided to make me wait forever
ZL, plan to get Saria's Song and Goron Bracelet to fill strength slot
Realize that getting Mirror Shield will require Guay hover or silver block skip
Fuck dat, don't get Saria's Song, save, buy a stick, warp to Spirit Temple
Fight Iron Knuckle 4 times before I finally kill it
Get chus and Silver Gauntlets (5/14), save, LW to Goron City
DC with chus and gauntlets, get Bombs (6/14)
DoT skip (only takes me a few tries) (7/14)
Skulltula house, get wallet
Graveyard, get shield (8/14) and Hookshot (54 seconds)
Fuck up the deathwarp and savewarp instead
House hover into Shadow Temple, get Hover Boots (9/14)
Goron City, get Goron Tunic (10/14) and buy Giant's Knife (11/14)
Ice Cavern, use my last bombs getting ground jumps to skip horrible ice block puzzle
Get Iron Boots (12/14), head back to ice block puzzle
Get bomb drops from a Freezard on the way
Ground jump to Blue Fire, savewarp out, unfreeze KZ, get Zora Tunic (13/14)
Warp to Spirit Temple, get Mirror Shield (14/14)
Record first proof video cause I didn't know the run ended at Ganondorf
Get Pocket Egg, warp to LH and enter Water Temple to get Longshot cause I suck at bridge skip
Realize I need the bow to get a key, reset
Beat the Forest Temple, get Pocket Egg again (shit)
It's nowhere near dawn so I get the Sun's Song (LOL)
Pocket Cucco, wake up Talon, get Cojiro
Get mush, then Odd Potion (1:50 left)
Warp to LH, bottle on B (I got bugs from the Graveyard sometime ago but I don't remember when)
RBA SoT, BA the Longshot, get the saw and BGS
Try to bottle dupe over Longshot and get OI
OI warp to LH (just for lulz) and steal rod again
OI with invisible fishing rod (WTF am I doing)
Stick on B, Bottle on B, RBA medallions
Savewarp to ToT (this must've deleted the MS), LA CS (probly should've played Prelude but w/e)
Inside Ganon's Castle trial skip, Dinolfos, Stalfos
Die to IK pair four times
Finally defeat them, 4th place