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Author Topic: Noob moments that made you want to cry  (Read 176549 times)
petrie911
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« on: September 30, 2009, 12:03:39 am »

We've all had them.  Moments of such utter stupidity you wonder how these people manage to use a keyboard.  So, without further ado, let's start posting our horrible noob moments.

Can any of you figure out what the guy's problem is?  Apparently no one there could.

http://www.thesacredrealm.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=10135

This guy apparently thinks he knows better than me on what to call the hover glitch.  Yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=iYx1K1thM88

That's all I have for now, but I'll be back with more.  In the meantime, what are your worst noob moments?
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ZFG
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 12:08:27 am »

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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

So bad I had to sig it.
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 04:22:21 pm »

Cry as in 'cry with laughter' yes here are a few:

The old, obsolete segment on SM64DS. A german guy fails to read the description.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84Mq4W2DR4

A guy who doesn't know why I speed up the text during a (ending) cutscene on Phantom Hourglass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2k-8vq9RaI
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mzxrules
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 03:30:50 pm »

I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 12:15:29 am »

My first time through the Water Temple, I was using a guide. I fell to the bottom and saw that block that you have to push; the guide hadn't said to push it yet, but I was like hey, what could it hurt, so I pushed it. Then I realized I had gotten out of order from the guide, and I couldn't find my way back to where I was supposed to be, so I restarted the entire game. Fun times.

Thanks to TSA's method (since I can't do the Shadow Temple early seam walk) I never have to push that block again =).
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petrie911
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 03:06:11 am »

I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.

WINDTURBINE used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super-effective!
BUILDING fainted!

Not that anyone uses Windturbine.  It's horribly SR-weak.
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 02:26:50 pm »

WindTurbine was moved down to UU tier because of his 4x SR weakness :|

(petrie plays pokemon? :0)
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 04:26:20 pm »

Don't we all?

nope, not me, I quit that last year..
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2009, 03:22:00 am »

Epic fail pokemon HG/SS review.
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2009, 05:18:02 am »

Uh... wow. My soul just kinda died from retardation. :/
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 02:04:14 am »

How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 03:01:04 am »

Now I know why I get so many nub comments on my speedruns.  Roll Eyes

How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis
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runnerguy your such a mother fucker. whats with all this bombchu shit? all everyone who likes this shit is stupid. ur a fucking cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur shit! videos.
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 06:54:03 pm »

fuck! you lost generic_cussing-prepubetard731's subscription! I'm sure you're as devestated as I.
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2009, 01:43:12 pm »

Whenever someone doesn't read a video description, despite the top of the description saying "***READ BEFORE WATCHING***". Also, when people call TASing cheating. Neither of these should be tolerated at all.
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2009, 02:51:56 pm »

Most Youtubers still need to be educated. That's all.
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