Video proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVS_oDDerN4Route:
Boring first cycle crap
Adult's Wallet, Bomb Bag + chus
Waste 15 explosives hovering into Great Bay Coast
Zora Mask, attempt Zora ground jump back over fence
Doesn't work, hover over fence again *sigh*
Kafei's Mask (close call, Gorman almost got there before I did)
Get Room Key, talk to Anju with mask
ISoT, to WoM, get bottle
Hover onto flower, kill Mad Scrubs with fins
Sonata, Soaring
Beat Woodfall (Odolwa took me like 5 minutes)
Panic and warp to Clock Town at 11:30
Get Letter to Kafei, warp to swamp
Butler's obstacle course, Mask of Scents (1/5)
Panic and warp to Clock Town at 5:40
Get Bremen Mask (2/5)
Deposit the letter
Milk Road, it's Day 2 but the rock is still there (what the shit)
Warp to Clock Town, restock explosives
Warp to Milk Road
Hover into Romani Ranch, get Bunny Hood (3/5)
All the way up to Goron Village
Takes me 5 tries to get LoT (what the fuck is wrong with me)
Moron Gask, to Goron Shrine
Break one of the chandelier pots
Realize I can't reach the other ones
Realize I need to light the torches to make the statue spin
Warp to Clock Town, buy a stick
Realize I need to play the lullaby for the torches to light
Back to Goron Graveyard, get HSW
Stumble around blindly looking for the Goron elder
Realize he's in Goron Village after Day 1
Back to Goron Graveyard, get HSW again
Unfreeze the HSW grotto, refill
Try to pour it on the rolling snowball
Fail to realize that I have to break the snowball with a Goron punch
Warp to Clock Town, wait for Kafei in back of Curiosity Shop
Get Pendant of Memories, deliver to Anju
Back to Goron Village, waste all my explosives trying to destroy the snowball
Back of Curiosity Shop on Day 3, get Keaton Mask (4/5)
Give up on Goron elder, SoT, restock shit
Hover into Romani Ranch again, get Epona
Back to Goron Graveyard, get HSW again
Find the Goron elder, pour HSW on the snowball
Profanity
Back to Goron Graveyard, get HSW again
Open up grotto, refill
Realize I need to punch the snowball
Goron Lullaby, light the torches
Rock sirloin from third pot, give it to Don Gero
FINALLY get Don Gero's Mask (5/5)
Ride Epona to Ikana Graveyard
Race Keeta, realize I don't have any arrows
Get arrow drops from a Stalchild
Race Keeta again, die fighting him
Race Keeta again, run out of arrows and fail to catch him
Warp to Clock Town, buy more fucking arrows
Ride Epona to Ikana Graveyard again
Race Keeta again, kick his ass
Realize I don't have the Hookshot and can't reach the chest
Warp to Clock Town, stock up on explosives (why the fuck don't I have any?)
Ride Epona to Ikana Graveyard again
Hover to Captain's Hat chest
SoDT until final night, open grave
Spend an assload of time digging up all the sand pits
Realize the two on top have poe parts in them
Spend another assload of time figuring out how to get Dampe up there
Finally dig up Big Poe, die
Fight Big Poe again, win
Big Poe dies inside wall, I can't bottle it
More profanity
Get 4th bottle, y'know, just in case :s
SoT, ride Epona to Ikana Graveyard again
SoDT five times, dig up the Big Poe again (why the fuck is Dampe so slow?)
Kill the Big Poe and make sure it's in the center of the room
Bottle it, warp to Clock Town
Talk to banker
Realize that he won't say my name because I emptied my bank account
Try to open a new bank account
Realize I have no money
Get 1 Rupee from a box in ECT
It turns midnight on the way to WCT, I have to watch the cutscene
Realize there was a Rupee in the Trading Post
Talk to banker, finish