I never search for porn either.
I know names of specific actresses.
Topic: I am fat, but at my job the second most beautiful man. (which is not that hard)
I am already more than half as old as my mother. (26/50)
I like to visit my grandmother, although it is often boring. I like to do the non-crossword puzzles, she doesn't do them.
My grandfather died a few years ago, he was 77 and was married for 55 7/12 years.
I have too many movies to watch, almost three lines of DVDs (over 60) in my room that I still have to watch. (I am shopaholic, that is one of the few things, that gets me out of my house)
I am often a socially awkward commenter on youtube. Glad I am not the only one.
I often talk in memes and say Me Gusta all the time.