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We've all had them.  Moments of such utter stupidity you wonder how these people manage to use a keyboard.  So, without further ado, let's start posting our horrible noob moments.

Can any of you figure out what the guy's problem is?  Apparently no one there could.

http://www.thesacredrealm.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=10135

This guy apparently thinks he knows better than me on what to call the hover glitch.  Yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=iYx1K1thM88

That's all I have for now, but I'll be back with more.  In the meantime, what are your worst noob moments?

So bad I had to sig it.

Cry as in 'cry with laughter' yes here are a few:

The old, obsolete segment on SM64DS. A german guy fails to read the description.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84Mq4W2DR4

A guy who doesn't know why I speed up the text during a (ending) cutscene on Phantom Hourglass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2k-8vq9RaI

I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.

My first time through the Water Temple, I was using a guide. I fell to the bottom and saw that block that you have to push; the guide hadn't said to push it yet, but I was like hey, what could it hurt, so I pushed it. Then I realized I had gotten out of order from the guide, and I couldn't find my way back to where I was supposed to be, so I restarted the entire game. Fun times.

Thanks to TSA's method (since I can't do the Shadow Temple early seam walk) I never have to push that block again =).

WINDTURBINE used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super-effective!
BUILDING fainted!

Not that anyone uses Windturbine.  It's horribly SR-weak.

WindTurbine was moved down to UU tier because of his 4x SR weakness :|

(petrie plays pokemon? :0)

Don't we all?

nope, not me, I quit that last year..

Epic fail pokemon HG/SS review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qfM0RaNmws).

Uh... wow. My soul just kinda died from retardation. :/

How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis

Now I know why I get so many nub comments on my speedruns. (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=197771&topic=51440332)  ::)

Yeah, I know what you mean.  -_-

fuck! you lost generic_cussing-prepubetard731's subscription! I'm sure you're as devestated as I.

Whenever someone doesn't read a video description, despite the top of the description saying "***READ BEFORE WATCHING***". Also, when people call TASing cheating. Neither of these should be tolerated at all.

Most Youtubers still need to be educated. That's all.

Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!

Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.

Ouch teeka, ouch.


... I might have to sig this though

I don't get it  :-[

this would've been acceptable

I once saw a comment that said that this person thought that Sony should make the next Zelda game. Hesaid, "Nintendo hasn't made a good Zelda game in over 15 years they should let someone else try it."

I replied calling him a moron and telling him about the CDi. This guy doesn't think that OoT is good apparently. Only LOZ, LOZtAoL, LttP, and LA are good in his mind.

I didn't even notice that until now...

did I make a noob moment INSIDE a noob-mocking thread??

IRONY OVERLOAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4kiAUJEN8I

Not Zelda but a video that the guy says it's Tools Assisted but it's actually uses cheats like Star Mario forever. The quality looks pretty Guay too.

"tools assised"

if somebody can't take the time to check their spelling on a video, god... I don't know what!

"it's tool-assisted. I don't think anyone can do this in real time."
-petrie911, talking about backwalking into a superslide

=]

...read the description.  I was referring to the second thing mentioned, which really is quite hard to do in real time.

However, I still have something to contribute to the topic.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=mhCmfooCBmU

blizzpokecho's comment.  What.

how did you know what I was talking about? lol

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/100891-any-recent-discovries-made-in-ocarina-of-time.html

Ok, I'm done with ZU now.  I can't take their noobiness anymore >_>.

lol, its like they didnt even read your post and they went on and on about red rupees

Holy shit. I can't believe how nooby these people are. And didn't they say they are "the best Zelda players in the world"?

wow ZU is very bad

Wow. ZU sucks ass.

I say we attack/hack their website, show them who's the "best zelda players in the world"  8)

8)

I think they've never heard of secrets in games. I mean, they said that getting red rupees on at gate was a glitch, WTF?!

Ugh more ZU noobness

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/103041-oot-speed-run.html

Some notable quotes

I thought you were done going there?  :P

BTW tell them to make sure in a speed run that you get biggoron sword. It makes all the boss battles way faster!

This nonsense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:MissingNo.#This_Article_shouldn.27t_be_under_the_Catagory_Control_Flow)

I will laugh when Sephiner Shaeld subs 50 min, single segment. Which he undoubtedly will.

ZAR linked me in the irc.  I couldn't resist :-\

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=4XdeGaIqx7Y&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3D4XdeGaIqx7Y%26feature%3Drec-HM-fresh%2Bdiv
Look at Ruxi1983's comment. Most TASers (especially Swordless  :P) will surely agree he's a total failure.
EDIT: lol another fail comment from BarmielNagisa.
 >_________________________________>

I think most of us would agree >_>

An 8 bit remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_wWEEDNuI) of the Palace theme from Adventures of Link...

baldwia2: Its amazing when you watch world records
QSonicX this isnt the world record lol
Greenalink This is the fastest 100% time so it's techically is a world record.
QSonicX wow u pu %100 in the title guess what, that ISNT the world record Nsbvideos has it u douche Greenalink lol did a youtube search and nsbvideos doesn;t even have it. Do your research you double douche :D.

This is from my recent 100% NSMB run (part 28).



Totally, what a bunch of TAS virgins :P

It's not even that, it's more of the fact on how ignorant people can be. When I first found out about tasing, I assumed it was a computer program designed to play the levels perfectly... This didn't anger me, it made me want to learn more. So I did by asking questions and such, and found out about some great things and found out I was quite mistaken. I didn't just flame something I knew little about.

The guy who posted the comment is probably a stubborn 12 year old who thinks that TASing things ruins it for everyone else... Hard to imagine when they aren't even on the same playing field

I think the highlight of this thread is Blizz's initial idea of a TAS

I think the highlight of this thread is shut the fuck up keeta.

From a Zelda Universe Admin

"I REALLY apologize for this - this was entirely my fault - but the forums had to be restored to this morning. I was setting up ZU's test vB4 board, for skinning and testing purposes for when we move to vB4, and accidentally ran the installation overtop ZU's current boards."

ZU the #1 source for Zelda!

well, if you added the amount of stupidity of youtuber's comments and converted it into energy, i bet it would be stronger than an atomic bomb.

also, if i were to add up the amount of times i've had rage cross my mind after some random nub dissing my vids there, i would have broken a crowbar with my hands some time ago..

what i do now is block them on sight.

the only noob moments that make me cry is when i can't figure out a really stupid/obvious puzzle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6GgKzjipQ

He used an Action replay to sequence break Water Temple and took nearly 5 minutes to defeat the boss. Huge LOL noob material :P

Back in 7th grade or so a friend of mine owned The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition for the GCN and couldn't even get out of Kokiri Forest in OoT so in frustration he traded me the game for my copy of Turok Evolution.

Value of Zelda Collector's Edition: $40
Value of Turok Evolution: $8

Plus come on... TUROK for ZELDA.

Noob extreme.

ZU noobs think you can get screwed by using a wrong key in WT (http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/103895-master-quest-differences-list.html) >_>

ZU - The best zelda gamers in the world ;)

I remember when they wanted to race OoT. They were guessing it'd take 7 hours. I think Jiano just about 7 hours from playing TP, MM, and OoT all together xD

i don't want to click the ZU link because i fear for my IQ...

I have a video on youtube where I change the language of my Majora's mask
this is what one of the viewers said:


narutoskis (2 months ago)

the game dont have spanish and i have the version of nintendo 64


Glitches0and0stuff (2 months ago)

must be something to do with the game versions then, all the countries on here are in europe.


narutoskis (2 months ago)

no but i have the version of nintendo 64


narutoskis (2 months ago)

i have the golden game in 3D

^LOL^

best post yet

You deserve it. You trained them so well

who wants my youtube noobs? i don't care about the little bombchus..

XFD @ all the ZU stuff posted ITT. Brilliant.

My brother, who always says never to use glitches or my AR. Also, every single student at my school.

every time aki posts in chat

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4338/1244996399035.jpg)

From #soniccenter...

[19:25] <+ShadowJacky> damn
[19:25] <+ShadowJacky> almost got spoiled on OoT
[19:26] <+ShadowJacky> this is a funny topic though
[19:26] <+ShadowJacky> "Stupid shit you did in video games as a kid"
01[19:29] <+RingRush> spoiled on OoT?
01[19:29] <+RingRush> as in...you don't know what happens?
01[19:29] <+RingRush> *spoilers* Sheik = Zelda
01[19:29] <+RingRush> :O
03[19:30] * Fen sets mode: +b *!*user@*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
03[19:30] * You were kicked by Fen (Fen)
Session Close: Fri Jan 08 19:30:41 2010

(Later I received the following log from Umbreon)

[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:30:50) * Fen sets mode: +b *!*user@*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:30:50) * RingRush was kicked by Fen (Fen)
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:03) <%Fen> someone else can unban him if they like
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:08) <%Fen> I won't
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:34) <@Umbreon> why was that banworthy exactly
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:35) <@Umbreon> O.o
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:52) * Miles_Prower bites Fen for no reason.
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:00) <%Fen> because SJ indicated he almost got spoiled and was relieved that he didn't and RR intentionally set out to destroy his relief
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:01) <+ShadowJacky> well that reminded me that RR is here
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:07) <%Fen> that's pointless douchebaggery
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:12) <@Umbreon> he was kidding
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:17) <@Umbreon> hell, anyone who's played smash should know that
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:24) <+ShadowJacky> umby, RR doesn't know how to restrain himself
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:37) <%Fen> the details aren't what's relevant
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:44) <%Fen> what's relevant is that I don't suffer pointless douchebags
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:49) <%Fen> if someone else does, go ahead
[19:37] <Umbreon> (22:34:19) <@Umbreon> is there really anyone who doesn't know that though, seriously
[19:37] <Umbreon> (22:34:27) <@Umbreon> i don't think he was trying to actually spoil anything
[19:37] <Umbreon> (22:34:43) <+ShadowJacky> I knew about zelda/sheik already
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:34:47) <+ShadowJacky> but that's not the point
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:35:14) <@Umbreon> well what is the point then
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:35:49) * %Fen taps nose
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:36:06) <%Fen> the point was he didn't care whether he spoiled anything
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:36:18) <%Fen> whether he ultimately did or not was an accident of circumstance

Later I got unbanned by parax, only to be rebanned by the main admin of the site. I never realised people lacked so much sense, especially at such a site that usually has a high quality of intelligence.

Youtube PM

Hey ZFG.
i need help, i will TAS oot low% and i need to know how to beat gohma without slingshot and deku nuts.
Please help

I Think I just Died a little inside.

lol, what was your reply (if any)?

Skip her.

;D that one was funny

wow not only is he a nub but he has the same profile picture as me.

today i discovered the most noobish question ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZQMdHIj9c
in this video look for a guy named SagaciousSilence i even have the question in my profile summary (look below)

same.

Actually that looks sarcastic.  If its not, then yes, horrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRPh0Q7rII

Looks like another video thief uploads my video by.... using the webcam to record the screen. Epic noob fail. I'm actually laughing at this which is not usual for my vids being stolen.

That is just so stupid.... just so.... stupid.... STUPID... ARG.... WHY WOULD HE... NO, HE.... WHY!??!?!?

lmfao amazing

What the fuck...seriously.

What the fuck.

...

Time to go die laughing.

lol the bootleg version

....

Several things:

-one guy calls Ridely from Metroid a "flying alligator".
-A guy asks me on one of my videos what GCN means: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3jf_xbDkhA
-Some Mexican "Programmer" argues against this one thing in Twilight Princess being a glitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOG1M0ZXTOo
-Someone says that this broken Z-targeting glitch is "barely" a glitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM3P_iE5aQ&feature=channel
-This troll makes such a funny laughable comment (he's the guy flaming CrappyCaptureDevice): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eh8Q2bFD0
- I tell my chemistry teacher that he pronounced the name of a Danish chemist wrong and while we're taking notes, not only does he pronounce the name wrong but he also says a Dutch chemist and not a Danish.
-A teacher says the Crusades took place in Spain; took place in Israel.
-Some one said that Norway was in England.

zeldagamern01? the dude who discovered the map glitch? the glitch that eventually got EMS to work? He didn't argue that there was no glitch, he was saying that the thing stopping the boar wasn't an invisible barrier but an "event limit", whatever that means (i've never heard of the term).


It isn't barely a glitch? I guess a glitch is a glitch...

I can't figure out how that's a glitch. It's just Z-target rolling, and changing direction in the roll, which you can do normally.

One time in school, me and another guy were talking about some Nintendo 64 games and then another guy asked: ''Is it called Nintendo 64 because it was released in 1964?''

Watch closer. Rolls around an area where an enemy used to be. Should be rolling around the body of the plant the thing it's z-targeting.

Topics (and some posts) made by Wellbe6 at SDA... no brainer, once you've read it.

Facepalm factor: 11/10.

http://speeddemosarchive.com/forum/index.php?topic=11421.0
http://speeddemosarchive.com/forum/index.php?topic=11423.0
http://speeddemosarchive.com/forum/index.php?topic=11424.0

he said he was 7

obvious troll

lol
look at his youtube account and description.
http://www.youtube.com/OameGver

his "speedruns" will never be posted or will be lp's imo, lol

Just got this PM on youtube:

rofl light shoes

This vid was removed, does anyone remember this and know another place to watch it?  I need to see it again.

look at wellbe6 post, his username is OameOver
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=KMWAoLUmO8A&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DKMWAoLUmO8A

He said hes banned from SDA for no reason, lol

This comment on Ocarina of Time Japanese TAS run.

"Seriously? Anyone that wants to ruin this game by pulling this shit needs to get punched in the face. Greatest game in the world, doesn't need to be finished in an hour. Fuck you, and all those other emulator faggots that sit around and do this shit instead of getting a job "


http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=MCJFauhd_6k&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DMCJFauhd_6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBwCt2DZaPI

First comment

Camden1101   Can this be done on the emulator?

>___________________>

When Youtubers upload a classic game in Widescreen (NES->GCN)... stretching it out like absolute wank.
Here's a hint if the settings has Widesscreen In-game like GoldenEye and Perfect Dark (N64), set it and upload in widescreen and it looks alright. If it doesn't have a widesreen setting then DON'T or else you get crap like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imeuzxc-MUE&feature=related

So the only Console Zelda game that looks alright in widescreen mode is... both the Wii version of Twilight Princess and Link's Crossbow Training*.

*If you set it to widescreen by the system settings on the Wii menu.

Fun facts:
* Mario Party 8 is the only original (not ported) Wii game to have no widescreen support.
* Megaman 10 added black borders if set to Widescreen on the Wii version however, if playing on the X360/PS3 version you get some more interesting background boarders instead.
 
-rant over phew-.

I think he's talking about the guy you sell the bunnyhood

he is but he is talking about him in adult links portion

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=9ymzsJdsFWY

Majorasmask24 says that MarcusSDA's water temple IL is better than my proof for a live race which I didn't RBA and had Master Sword.

I don't remember which video was, but a guy asked kazooie how he could put his camera in fron of the tv to record such great quality, also anothe guy aske how could he play so great in the computer

A guy asked me the same thing about my videos in school once.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=989552&topic=54539196

Simply the best, funniest topic I've ever read on gamefaqs.  This idiot thinks stealth rock sucks, and during some stupid arguing he turns the topic to evolution which he says is false, proves he knows absolutely nothing about physics (and later says its not a "real" science) and doesn't think math is involved in pokemon.  He also claims to be a university student when he sounds like he's 12.  Its a very good read.

I still thinking I can find something new at OoT ;D ;D ;D

I had a friend over and I let him use my comp. It was on ZSR and I was logged in as Zero. He was stupid enough to delete my account. Then next day, I grabbed a rock and threw it at him.

How did he get your password?

I was logged in and forgot to sign out.

...how could that give him your password?

....
I did NOT give him my password. I WAS ALREADY SIGNED IN AND I FORGOT TO SIGN OUT. <_<

What??? But you need to write your password to delete your account.

Then IDK how he did it lol. I think I saved my pass in firefox.  :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huWDKJQH4dM&feature=related

It's ''Quiet Riot - Come On Feel The Noise'' but the guy who uploaded the video wrote ''Twisted Sister - Come On Feel The Noise''. He hasn't even changed the title yet after all of the comments.

Everything seen here. (http://insomnia.ac/commentary/is_games_art/) In fact, I'm putting some of this shit in my sig.

http://www.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/article.php?id=16559

They tend to copy articles from previous issues on the actual magazine to publish on the website... read Slaking and the forum comments saying that using Legendaries is cheating.

Oh and the recent issue I got yesterday they said about Clair's Gyarados is this:

And for Pryce:
Then they said that Fire Types can resist Ice types.

They are obviously scrubs.
 

That top 10 list for HGSS is actually quite accurate.

Dunsparce > Ho-Oh and Lugia

Fire does resist ice though...

Anyways, XFD at Slaking and hyper beam.  That wasn't even good back when hyper beam was physical.

I know that, I was saying that it makes me laugh how they said that Water doesn't resist Ice types. IRRC, Water types have a better matchup against Piloswine for resisting Ice and Neutral to Ground where Fire resists Ice but is weak to Ground.


And looks like Wellbe6 (OameGver) is now posting pointless crap on TASvideos.
http://tasvideos.org/forum/search.php?search_author=wellbe6

So much win ;D.

You're so right! :D

oh my god, i love this kid.


That has to be one of the funniest fucking things i have read all week. This guy's obviously trolling

Oh god this kid XD

Though I have to admit, for an 8 year old he has decent grammar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RB6Os0mB1U

Segment 13 of my TP Speedrun, Badpotat0: "Still well executed... But I'm just a bit confuse about why you get all the monkey, the boomering-jump glitch isn't working on Wii?"

Lol. Also, I said ''5/5'' on your video, I haven't got used to the new bad system of YouTube yet or whatever to call it. I mean, I liked your video. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO8S9f1X5WM

Lol, 3 hearts makes him question if it's fake


Not the fact that he's hovering in mid-air

d4eco has made a comment on Earth Temple Run (Mirror Shield):

why the hell do u have only 3 hearts


That is so obvious. By the way, the video doesn't excist anymore. It's one of my 2008 videos, in other words from my ZeldaTPrunner acc.

When we all find out that LegendofEvil's speed runs were very likely produced on a Emulator.

http://speeddemosarchive.com/forum/index.php?topic=11853.msg330635#new

If he doesn't respond back in his defense that his runs are not emulated, expect some spamming saying "Fake and Gay" to all of his videos :P.

When I was so excited to try out RBA the first time and accidentally *permanently* deleted my Biggoron's sword. :(

You can get it back by buying the Giant's Knife from Medigoron. It'll actually be the Biggoron's Sword.

Oamegver/Wellbe6

GameCube Startup easter egg

"These alternate intros for GameCubes are just rumors. I try pressing Z on one controller after it starts up and hold Z, and it does the original intros. These are such lies".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZU3_3dUS3Y

Let's sig this.

one time i played ocarina of time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGA7hm3iMo

Look at JXRocksya's comment.

Read the description too, apparently Gohdan isn't a boss...

Also, the title.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=HsOMC8X9unc

RunePenguinNinja's comment and replies.

Sometime I fell like cybernetically raping them over the net for being noobs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjTRvOwJpTo&feature=related

Not only is this a pointless demonstration of a NL superslide done in 2009, but he also confesses that he TASed it. Check out his beastly shield-fanning. Skills.

Also AR tunic  :'(.

take it easy lol, it's his first TAS

some one do a ground jump and a noob says:
1. ground jump is a glitch, and a very easy one
2. is levitation, not levatation

Ninja Theory: Story is more important than gameplay
http://www.videogamer.com/news/ninja_theory_story_is_more_important_than_gameplay.html

Sounds like they haven't even played Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Wow... :o

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrHalo3modder

This kid.... is biggest noob moment I've ever seen. YOU HAVE TO WATCH HIS 2 VIDEOS.


1. He's like 10 years old at the most.
2. He tells me N64 games are weak, then calls Pokey a "nob" for not liking Goldeneye 007... both on the same page.
3. He has a video of himself dancing around like a homo to really bad rock music while holding an orange pistol.
4. His video favorites on youtube are: "how to use a gameshark" and "N64 Gameshark Pro 3 3 Demonstration".
5. A quote from his non-dancing video's description: "I WILL MOD U RECON FREE IF U GIVE ME A GAMESHARK FOR THE N64".


There is no hope for this kid's generation.

"This is not meant to show some speed, It is only meant to entertain"
I was surely not entertained.

Stop being so pedo.

lol god damn

Myself, today.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1835/lolololololololol.png

I then learned it's progress, not perfect.
*sigh*

Like 95% of the gamers today only play PS3 or 360 so they assume directly that it is one of those and when you said N64 I'm sure he got very dissapointed. But we all know that Nintendo 64 is 100 times better than PS3 and 360 together.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997842-the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d/55934184

Blood_Nights is an idiot.

Agreed Marcus. Zelda will never come out on PS3 or 360. Their loss.

Well, that explains why Heavenly Sword sucked.


That hurt my brain...Ow...

I sticked this thread because it's awesome.

10 year old kid returns:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Agu6OXCAQQ


OMG THE SONG LOL.

lol, Alec. Hilarious.

Will not come to any of them cuz it's property of nintendo >__>

A comment on my JJB Any% IL video:

"you were punching the boss with your bare hands, didnt know you could do that in zelda, and the fact that it does more than a sword is beyond me..."


This made me smile, not cry.

Just like 10 years ago how we said Sonic would NEVER come out on a Nintendo console, because it is property of Sega.

big difference is that Sega was very badly mismanaged and Nintendo's management is one of the best around (they've lost money in like two quarters in 120 years)

it is far more likely to see Sony and Microsoft's games on a Nintendo console than Nintendo's games in another console.

(so i guess the above post was today's noob moment)

No, I'm not predicting Nintendo's downfall, I just am just saying it can happen. A Zelda game on another console in the next few years? Unlikely. Twenty years from now, it is possible.

yeah, it could happen since 20 years is a long time for things to happen.
i'm just saying that the other 2 console manufacturers are far more likely to make games for Nintendo in comparison when someone brings up the Sega argument since it is very common in other forums.

Standing in a fish tank means you're Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D0_x1q7Bbw)

not a zelda moment, but i was running 16 star sm64 to show my friends, and they were so impressed at stupid stuff.

1)in the lil'penguin lost star i jump off the edge directly to the penguin and they are like "wow you just destroyed that level", im not sure why they never did that.

2)in lethal lava land i did damage boosting and it was so funny how much they freaked out over my damage boosting.

3) the real noobish moment, i did the clip on the spiral staircase (saves like 2-3 seconds max) and my friend said, "wait... did you just skip the infinite stairs?" lol

This.....
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2010/09/jedward_the_new_face_of_nintendo_uk

I don't know if the UK X Factor ever airs outside of the UK but they're pretty much the Irish version of Ant & Dec but way inferior in many ways.

I can't stop laughing at that horrible rendition of Ghostbusters. That made my day. I got two seconds into that video and just DIED laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Re7uHZlh9k

...

This pile of nonsense here: http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27448936&page=3 (http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27448936&page=3)

And this hilarious bit near the bottom of the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Majora%27s_Mask#Evidence_Termina_is_a_Separate_Land_from_Hyrule (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Majora%27s_Mask#Evidence_Termina_is_a_Separate_Land_from_Hyrule)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9nhN4ku91Q&feature=related

Look at the date the video was posted and then read almost any comment and then watch when they were posted.

Just got this PM on YouTube:

LoZ - OoT
I'm not accusing you of cheating with codes or something like, but the things you do in the run are not legit, i'm talking about "Out of Bounds" and how you got almost all the songs without even talking to Shiek... Even if you proclaim that you do not cheat it is pretty obvious that you do.
And if you look at the video there are items that you did'nt even get in the run but still have in your inventory, that bit confuses me a little.
Though I'm fully aware what you doing in the run like the: Megaflip & Ultimate Sword Glitch but that can only do so much for you. And I know almost everything about an "Bottle Adventure" speedrun
ether way your run is not a legit one.

lol USG. But he doesn't know anything about the Rare Bird Adventure!

Tell him to define legit.

I'm guessing the PM was from DarkRocky but one of his comments:


You should send him a link saying that Out of Bounds is allowed, ZSR link on Bottle Adventure and a SDA verification page to show that loser this awesome run has got accepted ;)

I had a few dumb comments saying my NSMB run wasn't a WR because I didn't beat Bowser ASAP (they were getting mixed up with Any% and 100%).

Here's his reply:

 Sv: Re: LoZ - OoT
Hmm... (Inhales) Though you never answered my question about the songs or just plained ignored it either way you choose not too answer it now why is that could it be that you did'nt know what to say or did you think I would forget about it?
If someone is so nervous about answering a simple question like that must have something to hide... be careful when writing stuff to me I can see what others can not ^^

Another thing that is stupid but I will say it anyway SDA has it's rules nad such thing though you're just submiting you run to them they just look after regular cheats you know the things they can see like: Infinite Health - Infinite Magic. There is no EQ to actully deep look into run.

Besides you could have played it on a PC with a Emulator (I don't think so, but you could have) or there is a possible that you could have used a ridiculous connection to your computer when recording therefore using a "PC Glitch" you would be surprised of what could happen.

Anyways we can go on forever with this, but I believe what I want to believe.

^ :o :o :o :o
He obviously doesn't know squat about speedrunning.

If he knew everything about BA/RBA, he'd know what you were doing e.e

third post

http://tasvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2974&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=5600&sid=6d3be8ab9bf27998d2c9b4dc5b99d697

100% with no back-tracking category. I like the sound of that LOL.

(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6876/bgthreatlevel.jpg)

I almost forgot about this, a guy at my previous school said he didn't like Mario and Zelda games because they were animated...

Also, the threat level meter for Twilight Princess itself should be 1 out of 6 regardless what health you have.

those comments would make people turn their brains into jelly out of the amount of facepalms they induce.

it's hard to believe people are that stupid and still claim to "know the game"

-Suitemate walks in-, sees me tasvideos
Him: "Ooh, tool assisted."
Me: "You've heard about TASes?"
Him: "Yeah, they are when you cheat to beat the game faster."

lol.

something that gets me is why people automatically assume that TAS means cheating when they don't know about it.

My brother is pretty much a walking noob moment and it's really frustrating.

Any time he sees me speedrunning a game, or watching a video of a speedrun or a TAS, he just bitches about how it's not legitimate and people should just learn to play the game without doing glitches.

IMO I think he's probably just jealous because he claims he knows everything about OoT, so when he sees something he didn't know about, he gets all pissy.

http://www.youtube.com/user/OameGver#p/u/0/7dCRfbvIvOQ
Wellbe6 has made a speed run video -_- with by recording camera off screen footage of SMG 2. Not sure if the time is impressive as I haven't been following the fastest IL runs recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AET2ezESDg

Talking about IRC color schemes

i don't think that really qualifies as a "noob moment" so much as it does a brain fart

I think that qualified as trolling. Also, you're a piece of shit.

I've never heard of this mr_sticky guy so he sounds like a noob to me.

mr_sticky was elm/nightwing under a different nick

axon posted that there to be a douchebag and piss him off

This was a question I had to answer for an online test

Ms. Silly surveyed the 38 students in her class about their families.  28 students have a brother and a sister, 15 students have a brother, and 8 students have both a brother and a sister.  How many students have only a sister?
A) 21
B) none of these
C) 5
D) 13
E) 20

The "correct" answer was 21.

how does that even work?


what's the difference here? wouldn't the group of 28 and the group of 8 be the same?

http://wii.nintendolife.com/news/2010/11/super_mario_all_stars_25th_anniversary_is_50hz_only
Unlike the Zelda Collectors Edition (60HZ only when released in EU)
The European gamers are getting the Mario 25th Anniversary collection in 50hz only.

This is fucking lazy >:(

What did you expect from them? They don't even care about it a little as long as they get thier god damn fucking money. Doing like that should make them not to earn money for every game they do it on. That would solve the whole problem.

people should make their vote count by not buying the thing and let it tank hard.

the fact that it is a rom on a disk by itself is pure lazyness. the 50hz shaft is the cherry for the europeans (man, it must suck hard to be a gamer over there)

From gamefaqs:

who said eponas song slows you down...it helps with speed around the whole world to the effect that the ten horse poes dont att epona moves 3x max speed if properly maxed out. Over all you would be wasting time to avoid eponas song. Come on now it only takes 5-10 mins to get epona and on the other hand it takes atleast twice that to avoid the foot poes as an adult. on another note you can just jump the gorge in gerudo valley instead of taking time to whip out your hook/longshot and latch on to the target epona will save you time approx 3 mins each area. Plus while on her you take no damage so you can use her to save a little hp for the ever so annoying Dark Link.

Troll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntfq1Mh_ryM

Someone is trying to produce a Spirit Tracks 100% speed run but there are 3 flaws:

* It's played on an emulator
* Recorded with a camera
* Doesn't even skip the cutscenes.

My friend Brian and I talking to our friend Jack who didn't finish his math homework, once again:

Jack: Ugh! Why does my calculator say -1 squared is -1!
Brian: Jack, you have to put the -1 in paranthesis and then square it.
Razor: Jack, why are you using a calculator to figure out what -1 squared is in the first place?
Jack:...

My most noob moment=It was a couple years ago and I was in JJB. I ran out of slingshot bullets, and I thought that you couldn't leave.

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/gamecube-and-wii-zelda/102562-attention-all-tp-haters.html

I was looking through the OoT N64 manual and I came across these funny ironic/incorrect statements (most due to exploits we've found):


(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2474/stickn.jpg)

(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/333/rupees.jpg)

(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2278/bottlesc.jpg)

(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/166/20hearts.jpg)

The first 2 are very dumb. DS is as strong as MS and atleast I have never seen an item that costs over 500 rupees, but maybe I've missed something. Just kidding  :P

Yeah nothing costs over 500r... and that text wasn't taken out of context either, it just says it on some page.

maybe they assumed you'd have the lowest wallet. it is still worded bad.

it means it´s easy to break

It's also worded bad, but I'm still feeling a bit stupid for not figuring that out.

Nooby comments from speed run virgins who just watched the sub 10 minute Portal Done Pro run:

More like Youtube comments done noobishly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1U5RUVENNE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAntxX6dyAk&feature=related

Look at darkuspreyasmaster8's comment, it's the 3rd comment on the first page unless anyone hasn't posted a comment recently.

with those kind of comments, you can replace the game's name with any other game and it would describe 99% of the debates with people who think using glitches is cheating in any game that pop up anywhere. it is very sad that there's people with such narrow-minded thoughts.

Ok this hapenned a couple of weeks ago but I did not tell nothing cuz I was hpefull I would recover it:
My Wii my DVD Recorder and all my games got stolen, also the DVDs with the TP speedrun, thankfully a friend has a copy of them, but I freak'nly sad, and more than wat to cry I want to shit on my pants, I will spent the money I saved to buy SS into another Wii, I wanted to buy the red edition but I decided to buy an old one to have good results with the WAD injecting

that really sucks. i would be very sad if i got all my shit stolen too.
hopefully someone finds your stuff and tells you since sometimes the thieves try to resell what they stole near the place they stole it from.

the sad part is that I think it was a "friend" of mine, cuz only he knows how to get in my room without the key, if it would be any thieve he would steal everything he knows that can sell, but no, only my gaming stuff was stolen

This kid says that Gohma is a bad boss because it's impossible to tell what it is. Even though it says "Parasitic Armored Arachnid" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbI1935Jt_U&feature=related

Taht kid's watched too many ScrewAttack reviews, obviously just trying to replicate popular game reviewers... but not very well.

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2610/chucknorrisinliterature.png)

If they do that, they are really stupid. Also, speaking of stolen things, one of my friends got his bike stolen a few years ago. Later the same day it got stolen they drove past a guy when he was riding it, but I don't know what they did after that.

Another Zelda Universe quote

OoT 3D meets religion for an epic shitstorm http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997842-the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d/59463012 .  Starts to get really good around post 80 (long read but its amazing).  Don't forget the popcorn.

Lol. That made my last two hours of maths pretty entertaining. (thanks for the iphone nico)

Btw, I don't care if there's a god or not, but if one does exist, I hope it has a good excuse.

I did something stupid while playing OoT yesterday. I prepared for a Shadow IL and I got everything I needed for the temple. But what I wanted to do was, save in Shadow, go out and activate Nayru's Love and go back in and then start the IL. But I did Shadow early without Din's Fire so I couldn't get back into Shadow after activating NL. Now I prepared for that IL in vain, unless I do Shadow early for every attempt. But I will just restart and get Din's Fire this time.

http://imgur.com/f6Swn

the people in this comic are my friends irl, and it did happen, its so funny and so pathetic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybA-qNouiRI

divinidadoscura's comment:
"i never played TAS mario kart 64, is it better than mario kart 64?"

Comment on my OoT 3D - Keep Master Sword using Din's Fire YT video:

"that is a cool glitch and all but ppl should just get the biggoron sword and leave the game chips alone."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E7QrFya1Q8&lc=OyDviLwQPeXGMyXXOu5FB7GSg9NCkAS67Tft-bY7QAc&feature=inbox

I have a friend who likes listening to Dio and he knows who he is and what songs he has and all. But a few weeks later or so, when I asked him if he knew who Ronnie James Dio was, he was like ":S WTF?!?!? NO! He must be unknown :S"

Damn... I'm required for another explanation.

Well, I might as well admit that I didn't really know what TAS was when I joined the speedrunning community back in 2007 either. But I understood a little more than that, lol.

Comment on my forest escape video:
I bet all he did was beat great deku tree first put his shield away and went the hole then cut the scene and went to leaving the forest when uncut

Comment on: Zelda Phantom Hourglass Temple of the Ocean King. Speed play
This is related to my boomerang trick:

surrealfeline:
Something is fishy with this - how the heck are you getting the boomerang through the walls like that? It does not work on my DS - did you install some kind of cheat patch??

me:
You may notice that when the boomerang returns to Link it goes through anything, including walls.

No cheats at all.

surrealfeline:
Yeah even more fishy is that you said the exact same thing to ItsMelissaTv, same exact words. I have just played this part on my DS and the boomerang thing DOES NOT WORK. There is obviously something not right with this video and you're tricking people.

The first time I played through OoT it took me 3 years... Because I couldn't figure out that you could become a child again xD. Wtf I thought I already had the master sword, why would I go back in there?? Then I learned to read english and all went well.

But the first time I played MM it only took me 1½ years, because I was too afraid to go down the well among all the zombies :p.

OoT took me like 4 months the first time and MM 3 weeks lol.

also, i got stuck in the forest temple because i didn't see the opening that leads to the red block in the block puzzle.

I gotta say, people who think who knows what a TAS is but is really different then what it TRULY is, well ...... then their retarded.

I think you summed that up beautifully.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidmc1Tuiz1qgbp48o1_500.jpg)

lolz

well put my friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yOcIPjbWGQ

"Your video, (SSBB) Mailanbr brawl challenge #2 done with Bowser, Wolf and King Dedede , may include content that is owned or administered by these entities:
•Entity: IGN Content Type: Visual content "


Really IGN, really??? There isn't a watermark.

When someone tells me that the only part of a glitch that actually is a glitch, is the part that isn't.

http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=pdN3MiASudyry_w-ro8sFni5quMG52W0decCQ_V299E

"It's not a glitch the only part that is is when the tree is half way gone"

Sometimes I really wonder if idiots like him actually think so, or if they are simply trolling. Either way, they are stupid.

My favorite thing about this quote is that the writer forgets his point and changes it from "playing fast is a skill?" to "how is that fun?"

well, they're the same kind of people that think you're cheating when you're good at a game and do stuff too fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZThmOtKbs&feature=related

just read the top comments

http://www.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/32549/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-3-wii-review/

A comment from a reader.

http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/oot_v1.0_speedrun2.html
Speaks for itself

Super Mario Sunshine: Falling in the void in the jump n run levels 20 times and more ina row. I hate it.
But that is Mario  ;D

On the topic of noobish mario moments, look no further than Siglemic's live streams over the past couple weeks. Whether its the everyday victories of trolls saying Sig is a 300lb swedish girl who makes live TASes with Windows IMovie or the epic wins of preteens asking for a link to how he can make glitches in games, guessing a time of 12.7 when hes on the TTM slide, or asking why he only gets 120 stars when there are obviously 150 in the game. The important thing is that whenever Sig starts, they all are determined that THIS IS THE RUN, but only if he gets extra lives from Yoshi first.

(...looks back Siglemics chat, and raises palm to face.)

IK =(

*random BLJ*

OMG WTF HAX LOLOLOLOL SO FUCKIN PRO §§§11ONELEVEN!!!!

Game breaking glitch in Skyward Sword, although I knew about this, I did not know, it was so easy to do in a normal gameplay.

Also it took me many tries to do that stupid Drill Attack test.  ::)

I swear that tutorial was the hardest part of the game besides ghirahim 2

In Skyward Sword I suck at the pumpkin shooting game. I know I have to fully load the arrow and hit the pumpkin, when it is in the target point. But with the delay of Fledge throwing the pumpkins and then throwing it in weird angels I cannot concentrate. Also you only get the score multiplier by shooting one arrow to avoid spamming arrows. So when you miss, you miss or have only 10 points each.
 ::)

My brother walked in on me watching Jiano's MM speedrun and said, "I hate this game. Hell, EVERYBODY hates this game. Even the people who made it hate it! OoT is so much better."

Me: If Nintendo had hated this game, they wouldn't have released and rereleased it. If everyone hated this game, this run would not exist."

Video: "Yeah, OoT sucked. That game was terrible."

When the guy sed OoT sucked, he gaped at the video, complained about three days and left.

This made me laugh to myself, not cry, but he's such a noob that he says "WHAT?!" every 10 seconds in a speedrun. At least he accepts that glitches are valid.

Just now on Pokey's chat a guy says about OOT
"i wish they would come out with a true sequel to this game in N64 graphics and controls"
I reeeally hope he's trolling  :'(

Last week, my friend came over while I was derping around on my 100% MM file. This was the conversation that followed.

Me: Hey dude.
Him: Hi. (sits down next to me)
Me: (fucks up superslide) Damn.
Him: Dude, what is that sword?
Me: The Great Fairy Sword. You get it when you find all the fairies in Stone Tower.
Him: No, I know that. I meant the B sword.
Me: (stares for a moment) The Gilded Sword...
Him:  How do you get it, it looks fucking badass.
Me: (staring more) Dude, are you trolling me right now?
Him: No.
SILENCE
Me: You upgrade the Razor Sword with the Gold Dust.
Him: How do you get the Razor Sword?
Me: You're kidding me. You've had the game since it came out. How can you not have gone to the smithy?
Him: I've been to the smithy, but every time I go, he can't do anything cuz the forge is frozen.
SILENCE
Me: Have you ever heard of Fire Arrows?
Him: You can't use weapons inside a house. YOU'RE trolling.
(Silence as I warp and unfreeze forge w/ FA)
Him: ...Oh.

It turns out he really wasn't trolling. He had never gotten the GS. This made me very sad as he showed me many techniques for things like Aquaslide and BiT. Sorry for text wall...

heh i bet he's not the only one.

when i bought my second MM cart, it came with a file that was missing like 3 heart pieces and the GS. i couldn't understand how you'd get everything else and miss GS but it seens it isn't that rare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIwuSmyzfS8

you can trust someone over the internet - just pm him your wii points and he'll put it on the program and BOOM! unlimited wii points no questions asked.
The uploader also has UNDENIABLE proof that it's real

I read somewhere in something on OoT that Ganon is Ganondorf's horse (if I remember correctly).

This guy emailed me (luckily) once, he was escaping a South Asian country he did not want to announce in an email. He said I just had to send him my social security number, and he'd shoot a few gold bricks over to me. Been a few monthes, I am sure they're coming any day...

I still see "free giftcard" comments on YouTube, it irks me

This is kinda also a "quality video" but here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFAB43B600DDCDA75&feature=plcp is a 94 part, 14 HOUR long "speed run" of OOT

Some fool on YouTube thought that that Super Metroid's damage boost was a Gameshark code. ::)

http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-25749-236688-1-0-1-0-glitch-link-arrive-a-danser.htm

Oh my god! This dude thinks he has found a brand new glitch which makes Link doing some kind of dance when you run on the ground.
(Obviously just the stop animation on ice).



LMFAOLOLROFLPTDR XD XD X'D (sorry about that.)

http://forums.zeldaspeedruns.com/index.php?topic=1055.0

I see what you did there.

You'll have to forgive us. He hasn't fully matured yet. I still don't know how I got talked into this... and we're scripting part 2 this weekend! Shit... I've ruined my reputation, haven't I...

So you had a reputation... :trolololo:


Don't worry, everybody has the right to do some... well... something like.. Well *hum* you can do whatever you want.


Btw, you should record this with a real device. All the people that I get to watch it said that they quit as soon as they see it's recorded with a camera.



Anyway... You deserve a place in quality videos topic.

Well, I guess my MM 100% is down the toilet again, since the quality is worse. And the quality of of the vid isn't THAT bad. Neither of us is getting a device anytime soon, so sue us. Just watch it and force some lolz.

Also, VaatiXKirby couldn't figure out how to open King Dodongo's door... Wow.

So I was browsing through random videos on Youtube and... well found this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnWB-MuqRBw

What makes it worse is that in the comments the guy tries to cover it up by saying he and KlydeStorm made it together.

I did the exact same thing using the Official Player's Guide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-0v9RUH1M

Apparently the way real men get ISG is navi ISG off a Poe with desynced sound and a metronome playing in the background... (Also I think this should go into the quality video topic.)

Don't make fun of poptart, he's making a TAS-competition of Alttp right now  ::).

Or Hot Spring Water that the smithy mentioned if he paid attention...

Obligatory mockery of ZFG: http://www.twitch.tv/zfg1/b/319692162

(http://i.imm.io/zfaD.png)

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC09-lCz-I2QJ2wAF81Gqdrg?feature=watch

I like the Super Mario Bros one the most, because it looks as if he actually footage from someone else's video for the cut to Bowser's Castle.

This killed me. Lol

Was linked on the irc earlier by someone...

But pretty much every damn post here (http://web.archive.org/web/20010210004810/www.supercheats.com/nintendo64/zelda64ocarinaoftimecheats.htm).

I have never had my brain blown to bits more than when I saw those posts...

Just in at Runnerguy's stream: http://i.imgur.com/7nwgs.png

http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/knytt_stories__august_25th_2012.html

This is not your usual SDA verification, read the comments and reason and be prepared for a facepalm.

Posting this from jail to confirm: glitching oot means you get arrested.

this just in, police track and arrest all ZSR users

I told you you should have read the EULA!

The tail end of Mike Matei's Gameboy Simpsons review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XbRbGVIdgw&t=325). Hilariously terrible

http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/ocarina_of_time_possible_new_bombchu_route.html

*slams head repeatedly on desk*

*rereads*

*continues slamming head on desk and gets concussion*

^

Noob moment: When I thought doing 80 Star Super Mario 64 DS in around 20 hours was good.

When I spent 8 hours straight on a TAS without checking it until the end, only to find that Mupen desynced after the first twenty seconds  :'(

5 YEARS?!?!?! xD

I just generally hate the damn TAS = cheating and glitches = cheating arguments. Most arguers don't even know what they're talking about most of time.  :-\

I know what you mean  ::)

They are mostly jealous because they cannot do the glitches. I admit I suck at many glitches, but I never say they are cheats.

I don't know if it's really n00by, but on ZeldaInforme, they were talking about the fake screenshots for the 'new Zelda 3DS' game. Some people might know it, The 'Legend of Zelda: Shrimp Shield' thing. They said that it was stupid to think it was a rumor/it was going to be rubbish just because of the name, and then said "We wouldn't think any Zelda games would be called 'Wind Waker', or 'Spirit Tracks' or 'Phantom Hourglass'". Now, I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't think those games would be rubbish because of the name. + Of course we wouldn't think any Zelda games would be called that because we don't know what they're going to be called.  ::) (I have a gut feeling that I'm over-reacting/being the n00b here)
http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-new-zelda-3ds-title-screen-leaked-the-legend-of-zelda-shrimp-shield

that could very easily be fake^

you could honestly just open up photoshop,get a good background picture,and then add "the legend of zelda" (insert random title here)

and then put the picture on your 3ds and then you have the "newest" LoZ game.....that actually seems kinda fun...I'm going to make one xD

Edit:found another picture (http://www.zeldadungeon.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fakeZelda3DSscreenshot2.jpg) and that "Attack" button seems oddly familiar xD

I knew it was fake -_-, it was just that ZI said indirectly that Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks aren't what we would expect Zelda games to be called. And that of course we wouldn't expect it. We wouldn't expect what a Zelda game would be called, for all we know it could be called 'The Evil Potato'. And also that picture, did you notice that the screenshot actually looks like The Wind Waker, but with the OoT3D attack symbol on it?

Hehe Shrimp Shield, I can imagine a fishy shield that transforms into a giant Shrimp boss then you can use it as your shield, that helps you 52% of your time.

hehehe the evil potato thats awesome ;D

Evil Potato, a mad goron in disguise.

Hehehehe Seafood Protection.
Darunia goes psycho?

A friend who doesn't play Zelda much, called the Gorons potatoes. In Phantom Hourglass they are rounder than in other games.

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2012/10/young_boy_thinks_gameboy_micro_is_the_latest_nintendo_handheld

Well, with the 3DS XL out a while back, he must've thought that Nintendo had made another upgrade, just like Apple does with their products.

I would've been happy with that ;D

More ZFG mockery

Dying to tektite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3oqb_0eSUs
The kind of mistake only ZFG can make: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDsqhHw-F1o

The leaderboards

Abahbob pls

when i rbaed over my bombs and never got them back :'(

http://www.gonintendo.com/?mode=viewstory&id=197207

My reaction: ............

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Oh Zelda U...

when i first played mm it took me till night of the final day to beat great bay(tehe that rhymes.)

Since I brought this up on IRC I'll put it here for anybody who missed it.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Once, I wandered deep into gohma's room and got lost cause it was so dark, and had to reset.

http://www.eeggs.com/items/17545.html

It was found in 2 years? And people were aware of 1.0, 1.1 and 1.2? Thats crazy...

Ya all those discoveries right after OoT was released were basically what got me interested in glitching the game. It's just so funny now to look back and see how stupid we all were lol

When I saw this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_BZie3vWN0

Post in the quality video thread too pls

Was posted on one of Game Grump's LoZ vids, had 30+ thumbs ups.

Not anymore.

http://www.odysseyofhyrule.com/

Good times.

Hehehe, I loved that site  ;D

http://i.imgur.com/ka8Ja0r.png

That's a poorly cropped image right dere

These idiots. At first they tried BiT and ZodiacSmash posted a comment saying LJA is a better glitch and he got a rude reply that said LJA is not a big glitch at all or interesting. What next? They make a video about LJA...on Wii version :/ They fail that forever (then show a comment from a guy that says Nintendo fixed LJA in the Wii version...) and later make another video where they fail even more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwZlVGW2KEs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wMBuz40qOs

Why does ~7500 people watch this shit?

It's people like this that completely ruin things for me.

Retsupurae's colab parody of DarkSydePhil's Let's Plays I'm assuming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abYKKrCkF-c

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m847gz9ug61qjo62xo1_500.gif)

http://zeldawiki.org/User_talk:Hylian_King#Question

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Can't tell if noob or troll. I did not know Eponas come out of eggs.  ::)

http://cen64.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=47

Back in the days when Brawl was about to come out, I saw a video of someone showing that he got the game about 3 or 4 days before release. It was legit since he actually uploaded the video that many days before the release. However, there are always idiots that just have to claim that those things are fake. I remember someone who commented that the uploader just changed the date in the video to that many days before the release... What he didn't realize was that you could only change the date to when something was recorded, not uploaded, obviously. I laughed so hard when I saw it.

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Teezy022

Women (http://twitchemotes.com/favicon.png)

I have an example of when I was a noob. In TP, I was saving a BiT file. I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing at the file selection screen and accidentally overwrote my 100% completed file with the worthless BiT file. Unfortunately, I repeated this process a total of 3 times, having to completely restart the entire game from start to end each time. Now I always have 3 save files all with the same save data, just in case! :P

Two days ago I was running ganonless, and decided to make a save so that I could start from the adult section for practice later.

It just so happened I remembered to make that save inside the volcano... with bottle on b..