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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #80 on: February 02, 2010, 09:51:41 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRPh0Q7rII

Looks like another video thief uploads my video by.... using the webcam to record the screen. Epic noob fail. I'm actually laughing at this which is not usual for my vids being stolen.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #81 on: February 27, 2010, 02:10:11 PM »
Several things:

-one guy calls Ridely from Metroid a "flying alligator".
-A guy asks me on one of my videos what GCN means: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3jf_xbDkhA
-Some Mexican "Programmer" argues against this one thing in Twilight Princess being a glitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOG1M0ZXTOo
-Someone says that this broken Z-targeting glitch is "barely" a glitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM3P_iE5aQ&feature=channel
-This troll makes such a funny laughable comment (he's the guy flaming CrappyCaptureDevice): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eh8Q2bFD0
- I tell my chemistry teacher that he pronounced the name of a Danish chemist wrong and while we're taking notes, not only does he pronounce the name wrong but he also says a Dutch chemist and not a Danish.
-A teacher says the Crusades took place in Spain; took place in Israel.
-Some one said that Norway was in England.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #82 on: February 28, 2010, 09:40:58 PM »
-Some Mexican "Programmer" argues against this one thing in Twilight Princess being a glitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOG1M0ZXTOo

zeldagamern01? the dude who discovered the map glitch? the glitch that eventually got EMS to work? He didn't argue that there was no glitch, he was saying that the thing stopping the boar wasn't an invisible barrier but an "event limit", whatever that means (i've never heard of the term).

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-Someone says that this broken Z-targeting glitch is "barely" a glitch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM3P_iE5aQ&feature=channel

It isn't barely a glitch? I guess a glitch is a glitch...
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #83 on: March 01, 2010, 03:30:26 AM »
I can't figure out how that's a glitch. It's just Z-target rolling, and changing direction in the roll, which you can do normally.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2010, 06:00:45 AM »
One time in school, me and another guy were talking about some Nintendo 64 games and then another guy asked: ''Is it called Nintendo 64 because it was released in 1964?''
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #85 on: March 03, 2010, 04:13:38 AM »
I can't figure out how that's a glitch. It's just Z-target rolling, and changing direction in the roll, which you can do normally.


Watch closer. Rolls around an area where an enemy used to be. Should be rolling around the body of the plant the thing it's z-targeting.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #86 on: March 03, 2010, 10:44:08 AM »
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #87 on: March 03, 2010, 12:55:22 PM »
he said he was 7

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #88 on: March 04, 2010, 06:55:15 PM »
lol
look at his youtube account and description.
http://www.youtube.com/OameGver

his "speedruns" will never be posted or will be lp's imo, lol

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2010, 05:58:14 AM »
Just got this PM on youtube:


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there's a part in orcarina of time where this guy, i think he was a skinny guy in a robe wants to race you from where he is to another part of the map....EVERYTHING I did I could never beat him, I ran with those light shoes, I used my horse, no mattter what I did I couldn't win! How do to you beat him?????????
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runnerguy your such a mother fucker. whats with all this bombchu shit? all everyone who likes this shit is stupid. ur a fucking cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur shit! videos.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2010, 09:56:32 AM »
rofl light shoes

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #91 on: March 16, 2010, 08:46:27 PM »
Epic fail pokemon HG/SS review.
This vid was removed, does anyone remember this and know another place to watch it?  I need to see it again.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #92 on: March 21, 2010, 12:22:02 AM »
look at wellbe6 post, his username is OameOver
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=KMWAoLUmO8A&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DKMWAoLUmO8A

He said hes banned from SDA for no reason, lol

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2010, 02:11:27 PM »
This comment on Ocarina of Time Japanese TAS run.

"Seriously? Anyone that wants to ruin this game by pulling this shit needs to get punched in the face. Greatest game in the world, doesn't need to be finished in an hour. Fuck you, and all those other emulator faggots that sit around and do this shit instead of getting a job "


http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=MCJFauhd_6k&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3DMCJFauhd_6k

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2010, 10:04:45 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBwCt2DZaPI

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Camden1101   Can this be done on the emulator?

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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2010, 02:56:43 PM »
When Youtubers upload a classic game in Widescreen (NES->GCN)... stretching it out like absolute wank.
Here's a hint if the settings has Widesscreen In-game like GoldenEye and Perfect Dark (N64), set it and upload in widescreen and it looks alright. If it doesn't have a widesreen setting then DON'T or else you get crap like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imeuzxc-MUE&feature=related

So the only Console Zelda game that looks alright in widescreen mode is... both the Wii version of Twilight Princess and Link's Crossbow Training*.

*If you set it to widescreen by the system settings on the Wii menu.

Fun facts:
* Mario Party 8 is the only original (not ported) Wii game to have no widescreen support.
* Megaman 10 added black borders if set to Widescreen on the Wii version however, if playing on the X360/PS3 version you get some more interesting background boarders instead.
 
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #96 on: April 20, 2010, 07:46:24 AM »
Just got this PM on youtube:


I think he's talking about the guy you sell the bunnyhood

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #97 on: April 20, 2010, 12:46:20 PM »
I think he's talking about the guy you sell the bunnyhood

he is but he is talking about him in adult links portion
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #98 on: April 24, 2010, 08:22:43 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=9ymzsJdsFWY

Majorasmask24 says that MarcusSDA's water temple IL is better than my proof for a live race which I didn't RBA and had Master Sword.
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #99 on: April 26, 2010, 07:42:25 AM »
I don't remember which video was, but a guy asked kazooie how he could put his camera in fron of the tv to record such great quality, also anothe guy aske how could he play so great in the computer

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #100 on: April 27, 2010, 06:23:06 AM »
I don't remember which video was, but a guy asked kazooie how he could put his camera in fron of the tv to record such great quality
A guy asked me the same thing about my videos in school once.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2010, 04:22:45 PM »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=989552&topic=54539196

Simply the best, funniest topic I've ever read on gamefaqs.  This idiot thinks stealth rock sucks, and during some stupid arguing he turns the topic to evolution which he says is false, proves he knows absolutely nothing about physics (and later says its not a "real" science) and doesn't think math is involved in pokemon.  He also claims to be a university student when he sounds like he's 12.  Its a very good read.
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RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #102 on: April 30, 2010, 11:36:04 AM »
I still thinking I can find something new at OoT ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #103 on: April 30, 2010, 08:06:21 PM »
I had a friend over and I let him use my comp. It was on ZSR and I was logged in as Zero. He was stupid enough to delete my account. Then next day, I grabbed a rock and threw it at him.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #104 on: April 30, 2010, 11:53:18 PM »
I had a friend over and I let him use my comp. It was on ZSR and I was logged in as Zero. He was stupid enough to delete my account. Then next day, I grabbed a rock and threw it at him.
How did he get your password?

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #105 on: May 01, 2010, 08:28:50 AM »
How did he get your password?
I was logged in and forgot to sign out.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #106 on: May 01, 2010, 08:59:35 AM »
I was logged in and forgot to sign out.
...how could that give him your password?

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #107 on: May 01, 2010, 10:05:37 AM »
...how could that give him your password?
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I did NOT give him my password. I WAS ALREADY SIGNED IN AND I FORGOT TO SIGN OUT. <_<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #108 on: May 01, 2010, 02:09:48 PM »
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I did NOT give him my password. I WAS ALREADY SIGNED IN AND I FORGOT TO SIGN OUT. <_<
What??? But you need to write your password to delete your account.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2010, 06:20:37 PM »
What??? But you need to write your password to delete your account.
Then IDK how he did it lol. I think I saved my pass in firefox.  :(
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #110 on: May 02, 2010, 08:46:03 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huWDKJQH4dM&feature=related

It's ''Quiet Riot - Come On Feel The Noise'' but the guy who uploaded the video wrote ''Twisted Sister - Come On Feel The Noise''. He hasn't even changed the title yet after all of the comments.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #111 on: May 02, 2010, 07:06:58 PM »
Everything seen here. In fact, I'm putting some of this shit in my sig.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2010, 05:38:32 PM by mzxrules »
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #112 on: May 08, 2010, 04:38:52 AM »
http://www.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/article.php?id=16559

They tend to copy articles from previous issues on the actual magazine to publish on the website... read Slaking and the forum comments saying that using Legendaries is cheating.

Oh and the recent issue I got yesterday they said about Clair's Gyarados is this:
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It's Dragon/Water type so use Electric type moves to deal with it easily

And for Pryce:
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"It's worth bearing in mind though that Ice types moves affect Water type Pokémon normally (meaning Piloswine's powerful Ice Fang and Mud Bomb can be real ... well swines if you're using a water type Pokémon)".
Then they said that Fire Types can resist Ice types.

They are obviously scrubs.
 
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #113 on: May 08, 2010, 11:48:14 AM »
That top 10 list for HGSS is actually quite accurate.

Dunsparce > Ho-Oh and Lugia
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #114 on: May 08, 2010, 02:00:23 PM »
Then they said that Fire Types can resist Ice types.

Fire does resist ice though...

Anyways, XFD at Slaking and hyper beam.  That wasn't even good back when hyper beam was physical.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #115 on: May 09, 2010, 01:37:15 AM »

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Fire does resist ice though...

I know that, I was saying that it makes me laugh how they said that Water doesn't resist Ice types. IRRC, Water types have a better matchup against Piloswine for resisting Ice and Neutral to Ground where Fire resists Ice but is weak to Ground.


And looks like Wellbe6 (OameGver) is now posting pointless crap on TASvideos.
http://tasvideos.org/forum/search.php?search_author=wellbe6

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #116 on: May 09, 2010, 04:05:05 AM »
I know that, I was saying that it makes me laugh how they said that Water doesn't resist Ice types. IRRC, Water types have a better matchup against Piloswine for resisting Ice and Neutral to Ground where Fire resists Ice but is weak to Ground.


And looks like Wellbe6 (OameGver) is now posting pointless crap on TASvideos.
http://tasvideos.org/forum/search.php?search_author=wellbe6



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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #117 on: May 09, 2010, 04:34:29 AM »
And looks like Wellbe6 (OameGver) is now posting pointless crap on TASvideos.
http://tasvideos.org/forum/search.php?search_author=wellbe6
You're so right! :D

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2010, 04:58:48 AM »
oh my god, i love this kid.

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That has to be one of the funniest fucking things i have read all week. This guy's obviously trolling
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #119 on: May 09, 2010, 08:30:31 AM »
And looks like Wellbe6 (OameGver) is now posting pointless crap on TASvideos.
http://tasvideos.org/forum/search.php?search_author=wellbe6
Oh god this kid XD

Though I have to admit, for an 8 year old he has decent grammar.
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.