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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2009, 05:46:52 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=4XdeGaIqx7Y&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3D4XdeGaIqx7Y%26feature%3Drec-HM-fresh%2Bdiv
Look at Ruxi1983's comment. Most TASers (especially Swordless  :P) will surely agree he's a total failure.
EDIT: lol another fail comment from BarmielNagisa.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2009, 05:48:39 PM »
I think most of us would agree >_>
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2009, 11:01:20 PM »
An 8 bit remix of the Palace theme from Adventures of Link...
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2009, 01:28:44 PM »
baldwia2: Its amazing when you watch world records
QSonicX this isnt the world record lol
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QSonicX wow u pu %100 in the title guess what, that ISNT the world record Nsbvideos has it u douche Greenalink lol did a youtube search and nsbvideos doesn;t even have it. Do your research you double douche :D.

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http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=4XdeGaIqx7Y&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3D4XdeGaIqx7Y%26feature%3Drec-HM-fresh%2Bdiv
Look at Ruxi1983's comment. Most TASers (especially Swordless  ) will surely agree he's a total failure.
EDIT: lol another fail comment from BarmielNagisa.

Totally, what a bunch of TAS virgins :P
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2009, 02:34:40 PM »
Totally, what a bunch of TAS virgins :P

It's not even that, it's more of the fact on how ignorant people can be. When I first found out about tasing, I assumed it was a computer program designed to play the levels perfectly... This didn't anger me, it made me want to learn more. So I did by asking questions and such, and found out about some great things and found out I was quite mistaken. I didn't just flame something I knew little about.

The guy who posted the comment is probably a stubborn 12 year old who thinks that TASing things ruins it for everyone else... Hard to imagine when they aren't even on the same playing field
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[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2009, 07:00:55 PM »
I think the highlight of this thread is Blizz's initial idea of a TAS

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2009, 05:11:50 AM »
I think the highlight of this thread is Blizz's initial idea of a TAS

I think the highlight of this thread is shut the fuck up keeta.
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2009, 09:50:13 AM »
From a Zelda Universe Admin

"I REALLY apologize for this - this was entirely my fault - but the forums had to be restored to this morning. I was setting up ZU's test vB4 board, for skinning and testing purposes for when we move to vB4, and accidentally ran the installation overtop ZU's current boards."
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2009, 10:34:10 PM »
ZU the #1 source for Zelda!
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2009, 11:30:17 PM »
well, if you added the amount of stupidity of youtuber's comments and converted it into energy, i bet it would be stronger than an atomic bomb.

also, if i were to add up the amount of times i've had rage cross my mind after some random nub dissing my vids there, i would have broken a crowbar with my hands some time ago..

what i do now is block them on sight.

the only noob moments that make me cry is when i can't figure out a really stupid/obvious puzzle.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2009, 04:51:08 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6GgKzjipQ

He used an Action replay to sequence break Water Temple and took nearly 5 minutes to defeat the boss. Huge LOL noob material :P
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2009, 07:37:30 PM »
Back in 7th grade or so a friend of mine owned The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition for the GCN and couldn't even get out of Kokiri Forest in OoT so in frustration he traded me the game for my copy of Turok Evolution.

Value of Zelda Collector's Edition: $40
Value of Turok Evolution: $8

Plus come on... TUROK for ZELDA.

Noob extreme.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2009, 04:53:03 AM »
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2009, 07:34:18 AM »
ZU - The best zelda gamers in the world ;)

I remember when they wanted to race OoT. They were guessing it'd take 7 hours. I think Jiano just about 7 hours from playing TP, MM, and OoT all together xD
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[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2009, 09:42:27 AM »
i don't want to click the ZU link because i fear for my IQ...
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2009, 05:28:42 AM »
I have a video on youtube where I change the language of my Majora's mask
this is what one of the viewers said:


narutoskis (2 months ago)

the game dont have spanish and i have the version of nintendo 64


Glitches0and0stuff (2 months ago)

must be something to do with the game versions then, all the countries on here are in europe.


narutoskis (2 months ago)

no but i have the version of nintendo 64


narutoskis (2 months ago)

i have the golden game in 3D
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2009, 03:32:53 AM »
^LOL^
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2009, 10:19:37 AM »
I have a video on youtube where I change the language of my Majora's mask;
this is what one of the veiwers said:


narutoskis (2 months ago)

the game dont have spanish and i have the version of nintendo 64


Glitches0and0stuff (2 months ago)

must be something to-do with the game versions then, all the countries on here are in europe.


narutoskis (2 months ago)

no but i have the version of nintendo 64


narutoskis (2 months ago)

i have the golden game in 3D
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #59 on: December 29, 2009, 04:40:57 PM »
thanks

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2009, 02:41:41 AM »
who wants my youtube noobs? i don't care about the little bombchus..
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2010, 01:22:03 AM »
XFD @ all the ZU stuff posted ITT. Brilliant.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2010, 11:40:59 AM »
My brother, who always says never to use glitches or my AR. Also, every single student at my school.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2010, 01:39:09 PM »
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2010, 02:04:12 PM »
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2010, 07:43:53 PM »
From #soniccenter...

[19:25] <+ShadowJacky> damn
[19:25] <+ShadowJacky> almost got spoiled on OoT
[19:26] <+ShadowJacky> this is a funny topic though
[19:26] <+ShadowJacky> "Stupid shit you did in video games as a kid"
01[19:29] <+RingRush> spoiled on OoT?
01[19:29] <+RingRush> as in...you don't know what happens?
01[19:29] <+RingRush> *spoilers* Sheik = Zelda
01[19:29] <+RingRush> :O
03[19:30] * Fen sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
03[19:30] * You were kicked by Fen (Fen)
Session Close: Fri Jan 08 19:30:41 2010

(Later I received the following log from Umbreon)

[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:30:50) * Fen sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:30:50) * RingRush was kicked by Fen (Fen)
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:03) <%Fen> someone else can unban him if they like
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:08) <%Fen> I won't
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:34) <@Umbreon> why was that banworthy exactly
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:35) <@Umbreon> O.o
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:31:52) * Miles_Prower bites Fen for no reason.
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:00) <%Fen> because SJ indicated he almost got spoiled and was relieved that he didn't and RR intentionally set out to destroy his relief
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:01) <+ShadowJacky> well that reminded me that RR is here
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:07) <%Fen> that's pointless douchebaggery
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:12) <@Umbreon> he was kidding
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:17) <@Umbreon> hell, anyone who's played smash should know that
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:24) <+ShadowJacky> umby, RR doesn't know how to restrain himself
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:37) <%Fen> the details aren't what's relevant
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:44) <%Fen> what's relevant is that I don't suffer pointless douchebags
[19:33] <Umbreon> (22:32:49) <%Fen> if someone else does, go ahead
[19:37] <Umbreon> (22:34:19) <@Umbreon> is there really anyone who doesn't know that though, seriously
[19:37] <Umbreon> (22:34:27) <@Umbreon> i don't think he was trying to actually spoil anything
[19:37] <Umbreon> (22:34:43) <+ShadowJacky> I knew about zelda/sheik already
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:34:47) <+ShadowJacky> but that's not the point
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:35:14) <@Umbreon> well what is the point then
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:35:49) * %Fen taps nose
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:36:06) <%Fen> the point was he didn't care whether he spoiled anything
[19:38] <Umbreon> (22:36:18) <%Fen> whether he ultimately did or not was an accident of circumstance

Later I got unbanned by parax, only to be rebanned by the main admin of the site. I never realised people lacked so much sense, especially at such a site that usually has a high quality of intelligence.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2010, 07:49:29 PM »
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Hey ZFG.
i need help, i will TAS oot low% and i need to know how to beat gohma without slingshot and deku nuts.
Please help
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2010, 08:04:58 PM »
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Hey ZFG.
i need help, i will TAS oot low% and i need to know how to beat gohma without slingshot and deku nuts.
Please help

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2010, 09:23:31 PM »
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Hey ZFG.
i need help, i will TAS oot low% and i need to know how to beat gohma without slingshot and deku nuts.
Please help
lol, what was your reply (if any)?
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2010, 09:38:56 PM »
Skip her.
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #70 on: January 15, 2010, 02:37:26 AM »
;D that one was funny

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #71 on: January 15, 2010, 12:36:33 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6GgKzjipQ

He used an Action replay to sequence break Water Temple and took nearly 5 minutes to defeat the boss. Huge LOL noob material :P

wow not only is he a nub but he has the same profile picture as me.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #72 on: January 15, 2010, 04:46:13 PM »
today i discovered the most noobish question ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZQMdHIj9c
in this video look for a guy named SagaciousSilence i even have the question in my profile summary (look below)
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2010, 07:32:38 PM »
I Think I just Died a little inside.
same.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2010, 08:39:24 PM »
today i discovered the most noobish question ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZQMdHIj9c
in this video look for a guy named SagaciousSilence i even have the question in my profile summary (look below)
Actually that looks sarcastic.  If its not, then yes, horrible.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2010, 12:17:28 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRPh0Q7rII

Looks like another video thief uploads my video by.... using the webcam to record the screen. Epic noob fail. I'm actually laughing at this which is not usual for my vids being stolen.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2010, 12:27:43 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRPh0Q7rII

Looks like another video thief uploads my video by.... using the webcam to record the screen. Epic noob fail. I'm actually laughing at this which is not usual for my vids being stolen.

That is just so stupid.... just so.... stupid.... STUPID... ARG.... WHY WOULD HE... NO, HE.... WHY!??!?!?
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[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2010, 12:42:58 PM »
lmfao amazing

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2010, 12:47:30 PM »
What the fuck...seriously.

What the fuck.

...

Time to go die laughing.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #79 on: January 26, 2010, 03:12:23 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRPh0Q7rII

Looks like another video thief uploads my video by.... using the webcam to record the screen. Epic noob fail. I'm actually laughing at this which is not usual for my vids being stolen.

lol the bootleg version
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