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Author Topic: Noob moments that made you want to cry  (Read 275560 times)
Nook
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« Reply #240 on: January 02, 2012, 10:57:44 PM »

On the topic of noobish mario moments, look no further than Siglemic's live streams over the past couple weeks. Whether its the everyday victories of trolls saying Sig is a 300lb swedish girl who makes live TASes with Windows IMovie or the epic wins of preteens asking for a link to how he can make glitches in games, guessing a time of 12.7 when hes on the TTM slide, or asking why he only gets 120 stars when there are obviously 150 in the game. The important thing is that whenever Sig starts, they all are determined that THIS IS THE RUN, but only if he gets extra lives from Yoshi first.

(...looks back Siglemics chat, and raises palm to face.)
IK =(
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« Reply #241 on: January 03, 2012, 06:40:30 AM »

*random BLJ*

OMG WTF HAX LOLOLOLOL SO FUCKIN PRO ยงยงยง11ONELEVEN!!!!
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« Reply #242 on: January 19, 2012, 06:35:54 PM »

Game breaking glitch in Skyward Sword, although I knew about this, I did not know, it was so easy to do in a normal gameplay.

Also it took me many tries to do that stupid Drill Attack test.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #243 on: January 19, 2012, 08:31:23 PM »

I swear that tutorial was the hardest part of the game besides ghirahim 2
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« Reply #244 on: February 10, 2012, 06:49:23 PM »

In Skyward Sword I suck at the pumpkin shooting game. I know I have to fully load the arrow and hit the pumpkin, when it is in the target point. But with the delay of Fledge throwing the pumpkins and then throwing it in weird angels I cannot concentrate. Also you only get the score multiplier by shooting one arrow to avoid spamming arrows. So when you miss, you miss or have only 10 points each.
 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #245 on: February 25, 2012, 03:52:58 AM »

My brother walked in on me watching Jiano's MM speedrun and said, "I hate this game. Hell, EVERYBODY hates this game. Even the people who made it hate it! OoT is so much better."

Me: If Nintendo had hated this game, they wouldn't have released and rereleased it. If everyone hated this game, this run would not exist."

Video: "Yeah, OoT sucked. That game was terrible."

When the guy sed OoT sucked, he gaped at the video, complained about three days and left.

This made me laugh to myself, not cry, but he's such a noob that he says "WHAT?!" every 10 seconds in a speedrun. At least he accepts that glitches are valid.
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« Reply #246 on: February 26, 2012, 07:08:41 PM »

Just now on Pokey's chat a guy says about OOT
"i wish they would come out with a true sequel to this game in N64 graphics and controls"
I reeeally hope he's trolling  Cry
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« Reply #247 on: March 04, 2012, 10:33:04 PM »

Last week, my friend came over while I was derping around on my 100% MM file. This was the conversation that followed.

Me: Hey dude.
Him: Hi. (sits down next to me)
Me: (fucks up superslide) Damn.
Him: Dude, what is that sword?
Me: The Great Fairy Sword. You get it when you find all the fairies in Stone Tower.
Him: No, I know that. I meant the B sword.
Me: (stares for a moment) The Gilded Sword...
Him:  How do you get it, it looks fucking badass.
Me: (staring more) Dude, are you trolling me right now?
Him: No.
SILENCE
Me: You upgrade the Razor Sword with the Gold Dust.
Him: How do you get the Razor Sword?
Me: You're kidding me. You've had the game since it came out. How can you not have gone to the smithy?
Him: I've been to the smithy, but every time I go, he can't do anything cuz the forge is frozen.
SILENCE
Me: Have you ever heard of Fire Arrows?
Him: You can't use weapons inside a house. YOU'RE trolling.
(Silence as I warp and unfreeze forge w/ FA)
Him: ...Oh.

It turns out he really wasn't trolling. He had never gotten the GS. This made me very sad as he showed me many techniques for things like Aquaslide and BiT. Sorry for text wall...
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« Reply #248 on: March 06, 2012, 11:08:40 PM »

heh i bet he's not the only one.

when i bought my second MM cart, it came with a file that was missing like 3 heart pieces and the GS. i couldn't understand how you'd get everything else and miss GS but it seens it isn't that rare.
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« Reply #249 on: March 11, 2012, 07:13:01 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIwuSmyzfS8

you can trust someone over the internet - just pm him your wii points and he'll put it on the program and BOOM! unlimited wii points no questions asked.
The uploader also has UNDENIABLE proof that it's real
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« Reply #250 on: March 21, 2012, 04:32:27 PM »

I read somewhere in something on OoT that Ganon is Ganondorf's horse (if I remember correctly).
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« Reply #251 on: March 22, 2012, 08:17:38 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIwuSmyzfS8

you can trust someone over the internet - just pm him your wii points and he'll put it on the program and BOOM! unlimited wii points no questions asked.
The uploader also has UNDENIABLE proof that it's real
This guy emailed me (luckily) once, he was escaping a South Asian country he did not want to announce in an email. He said I just had to send him my social security number, and he'd shoot a few gold bricks over to me. Been a few monthes, I am sure they're coming any day...

I still see "free giftcard" comments on YouTube, it irks me
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« Reply #252 on: March 28, 2012, 09:03:17 PM »

This is kinda also a "quality video" but here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFAB43B600DDCDA75&feature=plcp is a 94 part, 14 HOUR long "speed run" of OOT
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« Reply #253 on: March 29, 2012, 01:28:32 AM »

Some fool on YouTube thought that that Super Metroid's damage boost was a Gameshark code. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #254 on: April 11, 2012, 04:42:52 PM »

http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-25749-236688-1-0-1-0-glitch-link-arrive-a-danser.htm

Oh my god! This dude thinks he has found a brand new glitch which makes Link doing some kind of dance when you run on the ground.
(Obviously just the stop animation on ice).



LMFAOLOLROFLPTDR XD XD X'D (sorry about that.)
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