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Noob moments that made you want to cry
« on: September 29, 2009, 04:03:39 PM »
We've all had them.  Moments of such utter stupidity you wonder how these people manage to use a keyboard.  So, without further ado, let's start posting our horrible noob moments.

Can any of you figure out what the guy's problem is?  Apparently no one there could.

http://www.thesacredrealm.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=10135

This guy apparently thinks he knows better than me on what to call the hover glitch.  Yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=iYx1K1thM88

That's all I have for now, but I'll be back with more.  In the meantime, what are your worst noob moments?

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 04:08:27 PM »
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 08:22:21 AM »
Cry as in 'cry with laughter' yes here are a few:

The old, obsolete segment on SM64DS. A german guy fails to read the description.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84Mq4W2DR4

A guy who doesn't know why I speed up the text during a (ending) cutscene on Phantom Hourglass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2k-8vq9RaI
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 07:30:50 AM »
I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 04:15:29 PM »
My first time through the Water Temple, I was using a guide. I fell to the bottom and saw that block that you have to push; the guide hadn't said to push it yet, but I was like hey, what could it hurt, so I pushed it. Then I realized I had gotten out of order from the guide, and I couldn't find my way back to where I was supposed to be, so I restarted the entire game. Fun times.

Thanks to TSA's method (since I can't do the Shadow Temple early seam walk) I never have to push that block again =).

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 07:06:11 PM »
I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.

WINDTURBINE used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super-effective!
BUILDING fainted!

Not that anyone uses Windturbine.  It's horribly SR-weak.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 06:26:50 AM »
WindTurbine was moved down to UU tier because of his 4x SR weakness :|

(petrie plays pokemon? :0)
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 08:26:20 AM »
Don't we all?

nope, not me, I quit that last year..

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 07:22:00 PM »
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 09:18:02 PM »
Epic fail pokemon HG/SS review.
Uh... wow. My soul just kinda died from retardation. :/
RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 06:04:14 PM »
How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 07:01:04 PM »
Now I know why I get so many nub comments on my speedruns.  ::)

How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis
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runnerguy your such a mother fucker. whats with all this bombchu shit? all everyone who likes this shit is stupid. ur a fucking cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur shit! videos.
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runnerguy your such a mother fucker. whats with all this bombchu shit? all everyone who likes this shit is stupid. ur a fucking cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur shit! videos.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 10:54:03 AM »
fuck! you lost generic_cussing-prepubetard731's subscription! I'm sure you're as devestated as I.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2009, 05:43:12 AM »
Whenever someone doesn't read a video description, despite the top of the description saying "***READ BEFORE WATCHING***". Also, when people call TASing cheating. Neither of these should be tolerated at all.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2009, 06:51:56 AM »
Most Youtubers still need to be educated. That's all.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2009, 08:23:03 AM »
Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2009, 10:19:31 AM »
Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!
Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2009, 11:16:13 AM »
Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!
Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.
Ouch teeka, ouch.


... I might have to sig this though
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2009, 01:16:55 PM »
Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.

I don't get it  :-[
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2009, 12:03:42 PM »
Fun fact: Most youtubers' IQs are lower than their shoe size!
this would've been acceptable

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2009, 01:16:21 PM »
I once saw a comment that said that this person thought that Sony should make the next Zelda game. Hesaid, "Nintendo hasn't made a good Zelda game in over 15 years they should let someone else try it."

I replied calling him a moron and telling him about the CDi. This guy doesn't think that OoT is good apparently. Only LOZ, LOZtAoL, LttP, and LA are good in his mind.
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RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2009, 05:09:13 PM »
this would've been acceptable

I didn't even notice that until now...

did I make a noob moment INSIDE a noob-mocking thread??

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[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2009, 01:08:06 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4kiAUJEN8I

Not Zelda but a video that the guy says it's Tools Assisted but it's actually uses cheats like Star Mario forever. The quality looks pretty Guay too.
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2009, 03:45:06 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4kiAUJEN8I

Not Zelda but a video that the guy says it's Tools Assisted but it's actually uses cheats like Star Mario forever. The quality looks pretty Guay too.

"tools assised"

if somebody can't take the time to check their spelling on a video, god... I don't know what!
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2009, 12:12:06 PM »
"it's tool-assisted. I don't think anyone can do this in real time."
-petrie911, talking about backwalking into a superslide

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2009, 08:37:17 PM »
"it's tool-assisted. I don't think anyone can do this in real time."
-petrie911, talking about backwalking into a superslide

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...read the description.  I was referring to the second thing mentioned, which really is quite hard to do in real time.

However, I still have something to contribute to the topic.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=mhCmfooCBmU

blizzpokecho's comment.  What.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2009, 06:16:40 PM »
how did you know what I was talking about? lol

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2009, 08:18:05 PM »
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/100891-any-recent-discovries-made-in-ocarina-of-time.html

Ok, I'm done with ZU now.  I can't take their noobiness anymore >_>.
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RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2009, 09:37:40 PM »
lol, its like they didnt even read your post and they went on and on about red rupees

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2009, 05:05:32 AM »
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/100891-any-recent-discovries-made-in-ocarina-of-time.html

Ok, I'm done with ZU now.  I can't take their noobiness anymore >_>.


Holy shit. I can't believe how nooby these people are. And didn't they say they are "the best Zelda players in the world"?
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2009, 09:42:26 PM »
wow ZU is very bad
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2009, 07:02:59 PM »
Wow. ZU sucks ass.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2009, 07:37:38 PM »
I say we attack/hack their website, show them who's the "best zelda players in the world"  8)
[21:02:55] <Blizz> Uhh...
[21:02:59] <Blizz> RingRush..
[21:03:06] <Blizz> I was meaning to ask you something
[21:03:13] <RingRush> no I will not go to prom with you
[21:03:16] <Blizz> :<
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2009, 09:26:41 PM »
I say we attack/hack their website, show them who's the "best zelda players in the world"  8)
8)

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2009, 12:04:41 PM »
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/100891-any-recent-discovries-made-in-ocarina-of-time.html

Ok, I'm done with ZU now.  I can't take their noobiness anymore >_>.
I think they've never heard of secrets in games. I mean, they said that getting red rupees on at gate was a glitch, WTF?!

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2009, 10:27:10 PM »
Ugh more ZU noobness

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/103041-oot-speed-run.html

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make sure you get saria's song BEFORE you go into goron city

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Originally Posted by Prince0fHyrule
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You guys don't know nothing about speedruns, now do you? This game can be beaten under an hour abusing glitches such as RBA, which allows you to get to ganon without entering any dungeons.

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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2009, 07:25:07 AM »
I thought you were done going there?  :P

BTW tell them to make sure in a speed run that you get biggoron sword. It makes all the boss battles way faster!
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runnerguy your such a mother fucker. whats with all this bombchu shit? all everyone who likes this shit is stupid. ur a fucking cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur shit! videos.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2009, 10:40:42 AM »
Quote from:  Leigh Rogers
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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2009, 02:58:08 PM »
I will laugh when Sephiner Shaeld subs 50 min, single segment. Which he undoubtedly will.

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Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2009, 04:11:28 PM »
I thought you were done going there?  :P
ZAR linked me in the irc.  I couldn't resist :-\
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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

RBA stands for Rare Bird Adventure. We call it that because we need to get the blue cucco in order to use it.