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Offline thundrio

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You know your pro at zelda when...
« on: July 21, 2010, 04:42:15 PM »
a spinoff of the common "you know you play too much xxx when..." except this time its about being pro at zelda!

you know your pro at zelda when...

you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 06:57:06 PM »
when you have a 3-span vocabulary of "hit hut hite"
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 07:41:30 PM »
you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)

The fastest method of movement in the game is the superslide. :/
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 07:43:54 PM »
The fastest method of movement in the game is the superslide. :/

ACTUALLY, the fastest form of movement is chu teleporting ;).
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 07:49:18 PM »
You get a time of under 1 hour on Ocarina of Time, or manage to complete 27 item low% mst, or manage to get a sub 3:10 MST SS, or manage to get sub 1:20 OoT SS, or get sub 2 in MM SS, and a few other things as well.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »
You carry a slingshot everywhere and try to kill spiders at the vines to then try to clip inside with some damage source
« Last Edit: July 21, 2010, 10:12:46 PM by Chimpas »

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 11:41:13 PM »
you know your pro at zelda when your brain is so full of zelda info that you need to discard gammar to make room for new zelda stuff.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 02:59:43 AM »
You know your pro at Zelda when you beat Wind Waker in 6:42 SS. (Without hovering)

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2010, 06:07:32 AM »
You know your pro at Zelda when you beat Wind Waker in 6:42 SS. (Without hovering)
anybody can do that :-*

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 02:14:41 PM »
anybody can do that :-*
Ok... so far I'm the only one and notice I said without hovering but the hovering probably saves 10 minutes as of now. Plus it was with the old route without superswim and collection delay.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 02:17:18 PM by Marcus »

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2010, 04:50:57 PM »
yeah lol my fastest speedrun (the old route, I havent ran the new) was in 6:42, at 2007

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 04:58:58 PM »
yeah lol my fastest speedrun (the old route, I havent ran the new) was in 6:42, at 2007
Add me on MSN and I can show that I have the video file atleast but it doesn't work. It's 6:59:43 long and it's 2.1 GB in size.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 05:00:26 PM »
You deem all red heads Gerudo's and try to stun them using a pencil as a Hookshot.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 04:18:53 PM »
Add me on MSN and I can show that I have the video file atleast but it doesn't work. It's 6:59:43 long and it's 2.1 GB in size.
ohhh sorry lol you said SS, I didn´t see that, I did a segmented, give your MSN ;D

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2010, 12:39:45 PM »
ohhh sorry lol you said SS, I didn´t see that, I did a segmented, give your MSN ;D
Yeah, my fastest segmented time is 6:10.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2010, 06:46:42 AM »
you notice that michael jackson can superslide 99% of the time in real-time. and you also regret not being able to teach him how to HESS

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2010, 12:29:12 PM »
You know you're pro at zelda when your entire sleep pattern is messed up because you are too busy doing races.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2010, 05:48:21 PM »
You know when you're pro at Zelda when you start doing drunk races in #zelda,
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2010, 12:17:57 AM »
You know you're pro at zelda when your rupee route is unmatched
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2010, 08:44:07 PM »
you know your pro at zelda when you place 1 and 5 dollar bills all over you back yard and you try collect 40 for a wooden shield. 8)
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 01:43:27 PM »
You know you're pro at zelda when you'd rather HESS to work instead of drive.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2010, 03:21:38 PM »
You know you're pro at zelda when you get nickflashed all day by RBABot from users looking at the top10.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2010, 03:38:55 PM »
You know you're pro at zelda when you'd rather HESS to work instead of drive.

im pretty sure if you showed an hess to just about anybody they would want to do that. it would be so much fun!
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2010, 05:15:16 PM »
im pretty sure if you showed an hess to just about anybody they would want to do that. it would be so much fun!
As long as it's not off damage. :)
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2010, 05:40:42 PM »
If your speed isn't SS speed then it isn't a HESS, it's an ESS.

And what maxx said.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2010, 08:15:58 PM »
You show people a failed speedrun attempt and they all call you the best oot player ;)
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2010, 07:31:30 PM »
you try a trick for the first time and it goes flawlessly

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2010, 08:26:00 PM »
of course, everybody knows that if you perform a difficult trick flawlessly the first time you ever try it, then you wont be able to replicate it for a long time.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2010, 08:43:53 PM »
tis a pitty... good news is that i was so shocked that i made a save state and tried it again and it worked. of course the third time i was pushing my luck and i fell to a fiery death.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2010, 02:59:27 AM »
I pitty the noob.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2010, 03:50:51 PM »
you know you're pro at zelda when your hess and megaflips are unmatched
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2010, 12:13:49 PM »
...when you get a hylian loach without sinking lure.

(I did it as a child and by day on my first oot game ever, many people think it isn't possible this way, but it is).
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2011, 09:20:29 PM »
You know youre pro at zelda when you forget how to play it casually.
(That happened to me, I had to start watching Youtube LP's  :P)

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2011, 04:48:31 AM »
You know you're pro at Zelda when you almost blow yourself up trying to SS in real life.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2011, 11:51:08 AM »
You know your a pro at zelda when you got rupees instead of money out from an ATM.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2011, 07:18:26 PM »
You know you're pro at Zelda when you try jumping into the space between a locked door and its doorframe.

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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2011, 08:08:44 PM »
You know your a pro at zelda...
when you scream every time you do something.
when your next to an annoying person and just turn him to a bottle.
when you do a HESS to win a running race (I don't know what it's called :P ).
when you clip pass lock doors (if your a criminal).
when you change your name to Link.
when you call your girlfriend Zelda.
when you give the cashier ruppes.
when somebody gives something to you, you turn 180º and hold it up.
when your favorite number is 23.
when you can't jump normally.
when you don't talk to nobody..... NEVER!!!
when you put one hand on your hip when somebody is talking to you.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2011, 09:50:52 PM »
you know you're a pro at zelda when you explain a real life situation/problem in terms of a speed trick using zelda items/features.
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2011, 01:39:43 PM »
You know you are pro at Zelda, when you count the Skulltula route to sleep.
When you get through <90° corners in real life.
When you sidehop down the stairs, because it is faster.
When you can backflip forward upwards IRL.
When you beat Ocarina of Time in an 1 with your feet.
When you dream of OoT fairies...
When you play a cow a song and get fresh milk IRL.
When you cut down all the bushes in your neighborhood for money.
When you break all the pots your grandma gave you for birthday. Even the grandpa's one...
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Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2011, 08:07:58 AM »
ok i got a challenge for all n64 players (using a original controller on the original console).
plant the bean in DMC and ride it as adult, now while you are riding it, you gotta quickspin all the time.
so bascially : get on the pad or whatever it is, start quickspinning and stop when the ride is done.
i would love to see a video of this.
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