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Title: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: thundrio on July 22, 2010, 12:42:15 AM
a spinoff of the common "you know you play too much xxx when..." except this time its about being pro at zelda!

you know your pro at zelda when...

you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Glitched! on July 22, 2010, 02:57:06 AM
when you have a 3-span vocabulary of "hit hut hite"


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: SD2 on July 22, 2010, 03:41:30 AM
you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)

The fastest method of movement in the game is the superslide. :/


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: aleckermit on July 22, 2010, 03:43:54 AM
The fastest method of movement in the game is the superslide. :/

ACTUALLY, the fastest form of movement is chu teleporting ;).


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: RingRush on July 22, 2010, 03:49:18 AM
You get a time of under 1 hour on Ocarina of Time, or manage to complete 27 item low% mst, or manage to get a sub 3:10 MST SS, or manage to get sub 1:20 OoT SS, or get sub 2 in MM SS, and a few other things as well.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Chimpas on July 22, 2010, 06:09:33 AM
You carry a slingshot everywhere and try to kill spiders at the vines to then try to clip inside with some damage source


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: UchihaSasuke on July 22, 2010, 07:41:13 AM
you know your pro at zelda when your brain is so full of zelda info that you need to discard gammar to make room for new zelda stuff.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Marcus on July 22, 2010, 10:59:43 AM
You know your pro at Zelda when you beat Wind Waker in 6:42 SS. (Without hovering)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Chimpas on July 22, 2010, 02:07:32 PM
You know your pro at Zelda when you beat Wind Waker in 6:42 SS. (Without hovering)
anybody can do that :-*


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Marcus on July 22, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
anybody can do that :-*
Ok... so far I'm the only one and notice I said without hovering but the hovering probably saves 10 minutes as of now. Plus it was with the old route without superswim and collection delay.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Chimpas on July 23, 2010, 12:50:57 AM
yeah lol my fastest speedrun (the old route, I havent ran the new) was in 6:42, at 2007


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Marcus on July 23, 2010, 12:58:58 AM
yeah lol my fastest speedrun (the old route, I havent ran the new) was in 6:42, at 2007
Add me on MSN and I can show that I have the video file atleast but it doesn't work. It's 6:59:43 long and it's 2.1 GB in size.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Glitched! on July 23, 2010, 01:00:26 AM
You deem all red heads Gerudo's and try to stun them using a pencil as a Hookshot.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Chimpas on July 24, 2010, 12:18:53 AM
Add me on MSN and I can show that I have the video file atleast but it doesn't work. It's 6:59:43 long and it's 2.1 GB in size.
ohhh sorry lol you said SS, I didn´t see that, I did a segmented, give your MSN ;D


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Marcus on July 24, 2010, 08:39:45 PM
ohhh sorry lol you said SS, I didn´t see that, I did a segmented, give your MSN ;D
Yeah, my fastest segmented time is 6:10.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Yuggles on August 04, 2010, 02:46:42 PM
you notice that michael jackson can superslide 99% of the time in real-time. and you also regret not being able to teach him how to HESS


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Runnerguy2489 on August 04, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
You know you're pro at zelda when your entire sleep pattern is messed up because you are too busy doing races.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: bluephantom340 on August 05, 2010, 01:48:21 AM
You know when you're pro at Zelda when you start doing drunk races in #zelda,


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: AniMeowzerz on August 05, 2010, 08:17:57 AM
You know you're pro at zelda when your rupee route is unmatched


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: mysticremen11 on August 12, 2010, 04:44:07 AM
you know your pro at zelda when you place 1 and 5 dollar bills all over you back yard and you try collect 40 for a wooden shield. 8)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Razor7581 on August 12, 2010, 09:43:27 PM
You know you're pro at zelda when you'd rather HESS to work instead of drive.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Maxx on August 15, 2010, 11:21:38 PM
You know you're pro at zelda when you get nickflashed all day by RBABot from users looking at the top10.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: thundrio on September 09, 2010, 11:38:55 PM
You know you're pro at zelda when you'd rather HESS to work instead of drive.

im pretty sure if you showed an hess to just about anybody they would want to do that. it would be so much fun!


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Razor7581 on September 10, 2010, 01:15:16 AM
im pretty sure if you showed an hess to just about anybody they would want to do that. it would be so much fun!
As long as it's not off damage. :)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: SD2 on September 10, 2010, 01:40:42 AM
If your speed isn't SS speed then it isn't a HESS, it's an ESS.

And what maxx said.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: ZFG on September 12, 2010, 04:15:58 AM
You show people a failed speedrun attempt and they all call you the best oot player ;)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Bonooru on September 29, 2010, 03:31:30 AM
you try a trick for the first time and it goes flawlessly


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: thundrio on October 01, 2010, 04:26:00 AM
of course, everybody knows that if you perform a difficult trick flawlessly the first time you ever try it, then you wont be able to replicate it for a long time.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Bonooru on October 01, 2010, 04:43:53 AM
tis a pitty... good news is that i was so shocked that i made a save state and tried it again and it worked. of course the third time i was pushing my luck and i fell to a fiery death.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Elminster on October 01, 2010, 10:59:27 AM
I pitty the noob.

The first time I ever tried the jumpslash clip into Zora Shop, I got it on my second attempt. I was unable to replicate it for the next two hours.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: ING-X on October 12, 2010, 11:50:51 PM
you know you're pro at zelda when your hess and megaflips are unmatched


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Majora MIM on November 28, 2010, 08:13:49 PM
...when you get a hylian loach without sinking lure.

(I did it as a child and by day on my first oot game ever, many people think it isn't possible this way, but it is).


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: pivotguyDC1 on August 09, 2011, 05:20:29 AM
You know youre pro at zelda when you forget how to play it casually.
(That happened to me, I had to start watching Youtube LP's  :P)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: DannyCorvus on August 13, 2011, 12:48:31 PM
You know you're pro at Zelda when you almost blow yourself up trying to SS in real life.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Blazing Factor on August 13, 2011, 07:51:08 PM
You know your a pro at zelda when you got rupees instead of money out from an ATM.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: DannyCorvus on August 14, 2011, 03:18:26 AM
You know you're pro at Zelda when you try jumping into the space between a locked door and its doorframe.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Blazing Factor on August 14, 2011, 04:08:44 AM
You know your a pro at zelda...
when you scream every time you do something.
when your next to an annoying person and just turn him to a bottle.
when you do a HESS to win a running race (I don't know what it's called :P ).
when you clip pass lock doors (if your a criminal).
when you change your name to Link.
when you call your girlfriend Zelda.
when you give the cashier ruppes.
when somebody gives something to you, you turn 180º and hold it up.
when your favorite number is 23.
when you can't jump normally.
when you don't talk to nobody..... NEVER!!!
when you put one hand on your hip when somebody is talking to you.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: UchihaSasuke on August 16, 2011, 05:50:52 AM
you know you're a pro at zelda when you explain a real life situation/problem in terms of a speed trick using zelda items/features.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: oligi3008 on October 17, 2011, 09:39:43 PM
You know you are pro at Zelda, when you count the Skulltula route to sleep.
When you get through <90° corners in real life.
When you sidehop down the stairs, because it is faster.
When you can backflip forward upwards IRL.
When you beat Ocarina of Time in an 1 with your feet.
When you dream of OoT fairies...
When you play a cow a song and get fresh milk IRL.
When you cut down all the bushes in your neighborhood for money.
When you break all the pots your grandma gave you for birthday. Even the grandpa's one...
 ;)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: DJS on November 06, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
ok i got a challenge for all n64 players (using a original controller on the original console).
plant the bean in DMC and ride it as adult, now while you are riding it, you gotta quickspin all the time.
so bascially : get on the pad or whatever it is, start quickspinning and stop when the ride is done.
i would love to see a video of this.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Pheenoh on November 07, 2011, 03:47:05 AM
ok i got a challenge for all n64 players (using a original controller on the original console).
plant the bean in DMC and ride it as adult, now while you are riding it, you gotta quickspin all the time.
so bascially : get on the pad or whatever it is, start quickspinning and stop when the ride is done.
i would love to see a video of this.

I could do this easily.  ;)


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: SassyCassie17 on November 07, 2011, 09:34:52 PM
Good luck Pheenoh(: !!


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: qwerty1605 on November 30, 2011, 12:18:19 AM
You know you are pro at zelda when you tektite hover! <3


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: gamestabled on January 15, 2012, 10:16:16 PM
when you didnt know the p-wing was in super mario 3d land until your 9-year-old friend told you about it.

Oh wait. this isnt zelda. whoops.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Norkix on March 04, 2012, 11:35:30 PM
You know you're pro at Zelda when you can quote entire cutscenes and insert appropriate dialogue for Link.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: doommaker on August 22, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
a spinoff of the common "you know you play too much xxx when..." except this time its about being pro at zelda!

you know your pro at zelda when...

you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)

HOLY CRAP I'VE GOTTEN THE URGE TO DO THAT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE  :o

you know your a pro at Zelda when you start making money for playing the game ;D


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Abahbob on August 23, 2012, 04:13:02 AM
You know you're pro at Zelda when you can quote entire cutscenes and insert appropriate dialogue for Link.

While your friend is playing and you are just listening to the music.

You know you're a pro at Zelda when you skip school to watch TwitchTV


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Norkix on August 23, 2012, 04:30:38 AM
You know you're a pro at Zelda when you skip school to watch TwitchTV

Lol you too? Although it's actually homework for me...

You know you're pro at zelda when you actually know how easy NG+ is and are willing to use it in a speedrun because you aren't a noob.

You know you're pro at zelda when you can walk someone through OoT via phone calls.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Abahbob on August 23, 2012, 04:41:57 AM
Actually, I just watch Twitch in class.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Implicit on September 10, 2012, 10:42:06 PM
When you can backflip forward upwards IRL.

I can do that  ;D

You know you're pro at Zelda when you carry around firecrackers and use them to damage boost yourself over the neighbors fence, and then proceed to do a IRL rupee route.


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: Powerstar9 on February 22, 2014, 04:37:55 AM
Bump Bump Bumpity Bump....bump
you pro at zelda when:
you sidehop around your house using tas angles
you break your vases and always find $50 is in each one
you successfully activate HESS off a moving vehicle
you snipe people out in paintball using weirdshot


Title: Re: You know your pro at zelda when...
Post by: oligi3008 on February 22, 2014, 11:42:01 PM
When you can use superslides in your dreams to avoid nightmares. I did that during a break at work. I had only 1 minute before waking up and could finish the dream happily.  :)